I Like People, But…
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WOMAN TO MAN: Sure, I like people! It's just men that I find disgusting!
Half-Price Love!
So maybe he can afford to date her–for now. But what happens if things get serious? Even at half price, could he afford the honeymoon?
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SCENE: Man holds crying woman.
MAN: Sorry, but I'm dumping you for my therapist! She's blonde, beautiful and best of all...she's only charging me half price for tonight's date!
WOMAN: You fool! Now you'll never get out of therapy!
MAN: Sorry, but I'm dumping you for my therapist! She's blonde, beautiful and best of all...she's only charging me half price for tonight's date!
WOMAN: You fool! Now you'll never get out of therapy!
The Naked Truth
Nude? The ultimate in full disclosure first dates!
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SCENE: Two young women. One is in her underwear, arranging her hair as she looks in a mirror. The other is behind her and looking on.
WOMAN IN UNDERWEAR: First dates are so difficult! I never know what to wear!
SECOND WOMAN: Oh, I know! It’s enough to make you want to give up clothes completely!
WOMAN IN UNDERWEAR: First dates are so difficult! I never know what to wear!
SECOND WOMAN: Oh, I know! It’s enough to make you want to give up clothes completely!
Dont Take This Personally, But…
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Fair $ex
Believe it or not, this is loosely based on a comment I heard someone make once. No, I don’t know if the woman was kidding…
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SCENE: As a young woman cries, she's comforted by her mother.
YOUNG WOMAN: Oh, mom! He’s dating a hooker!
MOTHER: It isn’t fair! He should pay you too!
YOUNG WOMAN: Oh, mom! He’s dating a hooker!
MOTHER: It isn’t fair! He should pay you too!
