Happy Together

Happy Together

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WOMAN (to man): One of
us could be very happy together!

Inks by Dick Giordano

Blind Date? Surprise!

Blind Date? Surprise!

In the age of Google, does anyone still go on “blind” dates?

All it takes is a quick web search and—behold! Your “mystery date” is no longer a mystery. You know exactly what your perfect date looks like. Right now.

Or is it 20 years ago?

Hey! Has that been Photoshopped?

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MAN (to woman): You’re
the most wonderful woman who ever lived!

WOMAN (thinking): It’s a
miracle! A blind date with...perfect vision!

Art: Charles Nicholas & Vince Alascia

I’ll Marry You (Probably) Someday!

I’ll Marry You (Probably) Someday!

By the way, about the honeymoon…I may be busy that weekend. Do you mind going alone?

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WOMAN TO MAN: I'd love to help you plan our wedding! But right now...I've got a date!

Nerd Dating

Nerd Dating

I’m having a nerd weekend–and that’s a good thing. I’m spending the next three days at the Emerald City Comicon in Seattle. I’ll be at the Last Kiss booth (#412) Friday through Sunday.

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MAN: There’s at least a 73.9 percent chance that I love you

WOMAN: And at best a 47.6 percent chance that I’ll marry you...and be faithful!

CAPTION: "Nerd Dating!"

Art by Vince Colletta Studio

Speedy Love

Speedy Love

Next up, speed stalking and speed restraining order!

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MAN: I can’t bear to leave you! And yet…

WOMAN: We’re speed dating, Dude!

Art by Charles Nicholas & Sal Trapani