by John | Jan 22, 2012 | Uncategorized
And here’s the original (First Kiss) art before I re-dialogued it and Allen modified and colored it.
↓ TranscriptSCENE: A young man and you woman talk as an older woman looks on.
YOUNG MAN: A chaperone?
YOUNG WOMAN: Silly isn't it? And so unnecessary! I haven't gotten pregnant in months!
Art by Vince Colletta
by John | Oct 6, 2011 | Uncategorized
The fancy parties? The expensive gifts? Terrific!
The gourmet dinners? The champagne breakfasts? Scrumptious!
You and me together? Not so great…
↓ TranscriptWOMAN (to man): Gee! I just realized…I love everything about dating you…except you!
Art by Vince Colletta Studio
by John | Jul 10, 2011 | Uncategorized
I’ve had two “pre-dates” in my life.
Pre-dates are when you make a date with someone. And then you’re so much in love, lust or at least “like” that you can’t wait for your official first date.
So you make another date–before your official first date.
Both “pre-dates” went extremely well. In fact, I ended up marrying both of my dates–although not right away. And not at the same time.
↓ TranscriptWOMAN: B-but...I never sleep with men…until at least the first date!
Art by Charles Nicholas and Sal Trapani
by John | Jun 19, 2011 | Uncategorized
↓ TranscriptSCENE: Man and woman outside eating hot dogs.
WOMAN: Fancy Date! So what’d it be
like if you weren’t trying to impress me?
MAN: You'd pay!
Art by Vince Colletta
by John | May 24, 2011 | Uncategorized
Just because you’re not rich doesn’t mean you can’t date a rich man. Or at least a man named Rich. Better yet, a Richie Rich!
↓ TranscriptWOMAN (talking to man): Me?
independently wealthy? Sure! Depending
on whom I’m dating!
Art by Vince Colletta Studio
