Don’t Expect Men

Don’t Expect Men

Comic above: Maybe she owns a funeral home?

Art by Vernon Greene from the story "I Ran from Love" in NEW ROMANCES #11, 1952.

Art by Vernon Greene from the story “I Ran from Love” in NEW ROMANCES #11, 1952.

 
Transcript:

WOMAN: I don’t expect men to die for me! And darn it! They never do!

1952 Art: Vernon Greene Re-Creation: Elite Avni-Sharon

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WOMAN: I don’t expect men to die for me! And darn it! They never do!

1952 Art: Vernon Greene Re-Creation: Elite Avni-Sharon

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Dating Dad

Dating Dad

Art by Reed Crandall  from the story "Bitter Love" in CINDERELLA LOVE #2, 1951.

Art by Reed Crandall from the story “Bitter Love” in CINDERELLA LOVE #2, 1951.

 
Transcript:

WOMAN #1: You’re
dating my dad?

WOMAN #2: Only for an hour! That’s all he can afford!

1951 Art: Reed Crandall Re-Creation: Elite Avni-Sharon

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WOMAN #1: You’re
dating my dad?

WOMAN #2: Only for an hour! That’s all he can afford!

1951 Art: Reed Crandall Re-Creation: Elite Avni-Sharon

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Men Are Morons, But…

Men Are Morons, But…

Are you a moron?

To find out, just send me all your available cash.

As soon as I receive it, I’ll know if you’re a moron. And you’ll know too—because I’ll contact you. And ask for a lot more money.

 

Art by Vernon Greene from the story "I Ran from Love" in NEW ROMANCES #11, 1952.

Art by Vernon Greene from the story “I Ran from Love” in NEW ROMANCES #11, 1952.

WOMAN: No more honeymoons before the wedding!

MAN: But, Babe, this time you can be the bride!

1957 Art: Charles Nicholas & Sal Trapani Color: Allen Freeman

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WOMAN (biting a handkerchief): Men are morons! But...oh! How I need a moron!

1952 Art: Vernon Greene Re-Creation: Elite Avni-Sharon

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Younger Sister?

Younger Sister?

Art by Al Davoren from the story "Arva Bolling: She Killed to Live" in CRIMES BY WOMEN #6, 1949.

Art by Al Davoren from the story “Arva Bolling: She Killed to Live” in CRIMES BY WOMEN #6, 1949.

 
Transcript:

SCENE: Young woman and old man drinking tea (or coffee.) The woman looks skeptically at the old man.

OLD MAN: You look familiar! Do you have a much younger sister I might have dated?

1949 Art: Al Davoren Re-Creation: Diego Jourdan Pereira

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SCENE: Young woman and old man drinking tea (or coffee.) The woman looks skeptically at the old man.

OLD MAN: You look familiar! Do you have a much younger sister I might have dated?

1949 Art: Al Davoren Re-Creation: Diego Jourdan Pereira

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So Many Men!

So Many Men!

Penciller unknown. Inked by Dick Giordano. From the story "My Foolish Heart" in FIRST KISS #21, 1961.

Penciller unknown. Inked by Dick Giordano. From the story “My Foolish Heart” in FIRST KISS #21, 1961.

 
Transcript:

SCENE: Woman sitting on the grass as a man broods in the distance.

WOMAN (thinking): So many men! So few who can afford me!

1961 Art: Inked by Dick Giordano Color: Allen Freeman

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SCENE: Woman sitting on the grass as a man broods in the distance.

WOMAN (thinking): So many men! So few who can afford me!

1961 Art: Inked by Dick Giordano Color: Allen Freeman

21.5.6.5