A Boy Kissed Me

A Boy Kissed Me

Art by the Vince Colletta Studio from the story “Kid Sister Blues” in FIRST KISS #31, 1963.

Transcript:

SCENE: Young woman eating a carrot as she talks to her mom.

YOUNG WOMAN: Mom, a boy kissed me today!

MOM: Did you kiss him back?

YOUNG WOMAN: Well, it seemed rude not to…after I slept with him!

1963 Art: Vince Colletta Studio Foreground Color: Allen Freeman

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SCENE: Young woman eating a carrot as she talks to her mom.

YOUNG WOMAN: Mom, a boy kissed me today!

MOM: Did you kiss him back?

YOUNG WOMAN: Well, it seemed rude not to…after I slept with him!

1963 Art: Vince Colletta Studio Foreground Color: Allen Freeman

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Not Just Dirty—Really Dirty!

Not Just Dirty—Really Dirty!

Art by Art Saaf & Mike Peppe from the story “Kiss and Run” in NEW ROMANCES #14, 1952.

 

Transcript:

MAN: We can’t go out ‘cause you’re washing your hair…every night…for a year?

WOMAN: It’s really dirty!

1952 Art: Art Saaf & Mike Peppe Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira

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MAN: We can’t go out ‘cause you’re washing your hair…every night…for a year?

WOMAN: It’s really dirty!

1952 Art: Art Saaf & Mike Peppe Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira

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Super Orgasma-Tron 6900

Super Orgasma-Tron 6900

Art by Charles Quinlan from the story “Riff-Raff” in DIARY LOVES, 1951.

 

Transcript:
WOMAN: I dated a mad scientist once! Watta dud! But his Super Orgasma-tron 6900…oh baby! That robot was a real man!

1948 Artist Unknown Re-Creation: Diego Jourdan Pereira

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WOMAN: I dated a mad scientist once! Watta dud! But his Super Orgasma-tron 6900...oh baby! That robot was a real man!

1948 Artist Unknown Re-Creation: Diego Jourdan Pereira

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Super Villain Sex

Super Villain Sex

 

Artist unknown. From the Miss Masque story “Death Stalks at Night” in AMERICA’S BEST COMICS #27, Aug. 1948. Click link to read the entire story for free on comicbookplus.com

Transcript:

SCENE: Masked superhero woman in a red domino mask.

SUPERHERO: Super villains are scum! I punch ’em! Kick ’em! And lock ’em up! But do they ever call for a second date? Almost never!

1948 Artist Unknown Re-Creation: Diego Jourdan Pereira

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SCENE: Masked superhero woman in a red domino mask.

SUPERHERO: Super villains are scum! I punch ’em! Kick ’em! And lock ’em up! But do they ever call for a second date? Almost never!

1948 Artist Unknown Re-Creation: Diego Jourdan Pereira

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A Writer’s Date Night

A Writer’s Date Night

Artist unknown (although it might be Alice Kirkpatrick.) ALL ROMANCES #2, 1949.

I know this is obvious, but in the original art, those strange, shadowy images on the woman’s arm and face aren’t tattoos. They’re images from the other side of the page that bled through when the cover was scanned. On the other hand, if you’re into tattoos…then they’re tattoos!

Transcript:

SCENE: A red-headed woman has her arms around a young man and is staring at him with adoration.

WOMAN: My main character is a writer who can’t get laid! Until one special night…very much like this one!

1949 Artist Unknown (although it might be Alice Kirkpatrick.) Re-Creation: Diego Jourdan Pereira

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SCENE: A red-headed woman has her arms around a young man and is staring at him with adoration.

WOMAN: My main character is a writer who can’t get laid! Until one special night...very much like this one!

1949 Artist Unknown (although it might be Alice Kirkpatrick.) Re-Creation: Diego Jourdan Pereira

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