Senior Sex

Senior Sex

Original Vintage Art & Text

Art by Steve Ditko from the story “Look Deep into My Eyes” in Mysteries of Unexplored Worlds #6, Dec. 1957. Charlton Comics. Click link to read the entire vintage comic book for free.

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Closeup of a woman's eyes. She looks worried or in shock.

WOMAN (thinking): <Gulp!> That can’t be my date! He’s older than my grandpa! His online dating photo...which century was it from?

1957 Art: Steve Ditko New Dialogue: John Lustig

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Daylight Saving Time…After Time

Daylight Saving Time…After Time

Art by Charles Nicholas & Vince Alascia from the story “Castle on the Hill” in First Kiss #10, 1959.

 

 

 

 

Transcript:
SCENE: Woman in nightgown brushing her hair and looking in the mirror.
WOMAN: I love
Daylight Savings time! From now on,
I’m setting my clock back every night…so I’ll
keep getting younger!
Art: Charles Nicholas & Vince Alascia Color: Allen Freeman
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Transcript:
SCENE: Woman in nightgown brushing her hair and looking in the mirror.
WOMAN: I love
Daylight Savings time! From now on,
I’m setting my clock back every night...so I’ll
keep getting younger!
Art: Charles Nicholas & Vince Alascia Color: Allen Freeman
10.4.3.4

Thank God I’m a Man

Thank God I’m a Man

Art by Alice Kirkpatrick from the story “Claimed by the Past” in CINDERELLA LOVE #11 (Ziff-Davis publisher), 1952.

 

Transcript:

SCENE: Man at a desk, talking to a woman standing nearby.

MAN: Thank God I’m a man! So, unlike you, I keep getting more attractive!

1952 Art: Alice Kirkpatrick Re-Creation: Diego Jourdan Pereira

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Art by Alice Kirkpatrick from the story “Claimed by the Past” in CINDERELLA LOVE #11 (Ziff-Davis publisher), 1952.

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SCENE: Man at a desk, talking to a woman standing nearby.

MAN: Thank God I’m a man! So, unlike you, I keep getting more attractive!

1952 Art: Alice Kirkpatrick Re-Creation: Diego Jourdan Pereira

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Art by Alice Kirkpatrick from the story "Claimed by the Past" in CINDERELLA LOVE #11 (Ziff-Davis publisher), 1952.

Old Money, Young Me!

Old Money, Young Me!

Meanwhile, back in 1958…
See the original 1958 art and dialogue for today’s Last Kiss webcomic here.

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SCENE: Smiling man in background is talking to a skeptical woman in the foreground.

MAN: Don’t think of me as old! Think of me as rich!

Art: Vince Colletta Studio Re-ink & Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
©2014 Last Kiss Inc.
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