Last Kiss the Movie

Last Kiss the Movie

Blockbuster screenplay by Black Lightning creator Tony Isabella.

Art by John Tartaglione from the story “The Sea Green Eyes!” in FIRST KISS #5, 1958.

 

Transcript:

SCENE: WOMAN with a film script.

WOMAN (thinks): Action! Comedy! Romance! This amazing screenplay has it all! “Last Kiss: The Movie” will be sensational! And Brad Pitt and Chris Evans are fighting to play the John Lustig role!

CAPTION: Danny DeVito is already signed for the “Boot-Licking Guest Writer” cameo.

1958 Art: John Tartaglione Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Guest Writer & Best Bootlicker: Tony Isabella

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SCENE: WOMAN with a film script.

WOMAN (thinks): Action! Comedy! Romance! This amazing screenplay has it all! “Last Kiss: The Movie” will be sensational! And Brad Pitt and Chris Evans are fighting to play the John Lustig role!

CAPTION: Danny DeVito is already signed for the “Boot-Licking Guest Writer” cameo.

1958 Art: John Tartaglione Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Guest Writer & Best Bootlicker: Tony Isabella

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Let’s Share

Let’s Share

Art by John Tartaglione from the story “The Sea Green Eyes!” from First Kiss #5, 1958.

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MAN IN SCARF: Let’s get married! Then we can share scarves!

WOMAN IN SCARF: And underwear!

1958 Art: John Tartaglione Color: Allen Freeman

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She’s Everything He’s Ever Wanted in a Woman

She’s Everything He’s Ever Wanted in a Woman

Script by Will Eisner. Art by Dan Zolnerowich from the story “The Legion of Living Bombs” from Smash Comics #14, 1940.

 

 

Transcript:

SCENE: Man trying to kiss a bored, busty woman.

MAN: Of course, we should get married! You remind me of my mom!

1940 Art: Will Eisner & Dan Zolnerowich Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira

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SCENE: Man trying to kiss a bored, busty woman.

MAN: Of course, we should get married! You remind me of my mom!

1940 Art: Will Eisner & Dan Zolnerowich Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira

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Father’s Day Delight

Father’s Day Delight

Happy Father’s Day from me and my pal Mike Pascale (who wrote today’s gag.)

Art by Vince Colletta Studio in the story “Made for Romance” in FIRST KISS #4, 1958.

 

 

 

Transcript:

SCENE: Man with a cigar in his mouth talking to a younger man and woman.

MAN WITH CIGAR: You’re eloping? So… I don’t have to pay for the wedding? Best Father’s Day…EVER!

1958 Art: Vince Colleta Studio Re-Creation: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Proud Papa of Paternal Wordplay: Mike Pascale

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SCENE: Man with a cigar in his mouth talking to a younger man and woman.

MAN WITH CIGAR: You’re eloping? So... I don’t have to pay for the wedding? Best Father’s Day...EVER!

1958 Art: Vince Colleta Studio Re-Creation: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Proud Papa of Paternal Wordplay: Mike Pascale

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Dad Has a Monster of a Problem

Dad Has a Monster of a Problem

Dialogue by Tony Isabella–pastor of The First Church of Godzilla (Reform), the one true church of the Great Scaly One.

Art by Charles Nicholas & Vince Alascia from the story “Homecoming” in Gorgo #4, Nov. 1961.

Some of the dialogue from the original art has dropped out. As near as I can tell, here’s what the man says: Go ahead and look, ugly! Don’t get gay with me or I’ll smack you in the eye!

 

Transcript:

GODZILLA-LIKE MONSTER: Back off, Derek! You might be dating my mom…but that doesn’t make you my dad!

CAPTION: Derek’s relationship with his future stepson got off to a rocky start.

1961 Art: Charles Nicholas & Vince Alascia Art Cleanup: John Lustig
Guest Writer: Tony Isabella

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GODZILLA-LIKE MONSTER: Back off, Derek! You might be dating my mom...but that doesn’t make you my dad!

CAPTION: Derek’s relationship with his future stepson got off to a rocky start.

1961 Art: Charles Nicholas & Vince Alascia Art Cleanup: John Lustig
Guest Writer: Tony Isabella

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