Jack Kirby & Marvel Romance Redux, Part 1
Marry…You?
Pencils by Jack Kirby from I Love You #7, Sept. 1955. Published by Charlton Comics.
I Hate to Brag, But…
Art by Vince Colletta Studio from the story “Girl Meets Boy!” in FIRST KISS #11, Nov. 1959.
Transcript:
MAN: I hate to brag, but…
WOMAN: But you’re so good at it!
MAN: I know! I even won a trophy! it’s huge…
WOMAN: I’ve seen big ones before!
MAN: Not like this!
1959 Art: Vince Colletta Studio Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
DJP.lk420
↓ Transcript
MAN: I hate to brag, but…
WOMAN: But you’re so good at it!
MAN: I know! I even won a trophy! it’s huge…
WOMAN: I’ve seen big ones before!
MAN: Not like this!
1959 Art: Vince Colletta Studio Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
DJP.lk420
WOMAN: But you’re so good at it!
MAN: I know! I even won a trophy! it’s huge…
WOMAN: I’ve seen big ones before!
MAN: Not like this!
1959 Art: Vince Colletta Studio Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
DJP.lk420
Holy Lust
Today’s divine humor courtesy of Tony Isabella.
Art by Dick Giordano & Vince Alascia from the story “The Big Meet” in FRANK MERRIWELL AT YALE #2, Aug. 1955.
Transcript:
SCENE: A stout, middle-aged (or older) man with a cane.
MAN: Mrs. Burnside, must we play “The Randy Vicar and the Saucy Churchwoman” every evening?
Mrs. Burnside (speaking from off panel): Well, my dear Cedric, since you are actually a randy vicar……and I am decidedly
a very saucy church-woman…
MAN: Quite so, Miranda. But be sure to lock the rectory door behind us. We wouldn’t want the choirmaster to walk in on us…again!
1955 Art: Dick Giordano & Vince Alascia Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Guest Writer: Tony Isabella
DJP.lk399
↓ Transcript
SCENE: A stout, middle-aged (or older) man with a cane.
MAN: Mrs. Burnside, must we play “The Randy Vicar and the Saucy Churchwoman” every evening?
Mrs. Burnside (speaking from off panel): Well, my dear Cedric, since you are actually a randy vicar......and I am decidedly
a very saucy church-woman...
MAN: Quite so, Miranda. But be sure to lock the rectory door behind us. We wouldn't want the choirmaster to walk in on us...again!
1955 Art: Dick Giordano & Vince Alascia Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Guest Writer: Tony Isabella
DJP.lk399
MAN: Mrs. Burnside, must we play “The Randy Vicar and the Saucy Churchwoman” every evening?
Mrs. Burnside (speaking from off panel): Well, my dear Cedric, since you are actually a randy vicar......and I am decidedly
a very saucy church-woman...
MAN: Quite so, Miranda. But be sure to lock the rectory door behind us. We wouldn't want the choirmaster to walk in on us...again!
1955 Art: Dick Giordano & Vince Alascia Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Guest Writer: Tony Isabella
DJP.lk399
Heavy Petting
In the jungle, the mighty jungle The lion sleeps tonight…in your bed. Look out!
Art by Jack Kamen from Rulah, Jungle Goddess #1, Dec. 1948.
Transcript:
SCENE: Rulah, knife out and ready to strike, jumps to intercept a lion which is about to attack another woman.
RULAH: I warned you! Lions aren’t pets!
OTHER WOMAN: I know! I know! Cleaning their cat box is…insane!
1948 Art: Jack Kamen New Dialogue John Lustig
Restoration & New Dialogue: John Lustig
Rulah21
↓ Transcript
SCENE: Rulah, knife out and ready to strike, jumps to intercept a lion which is about to attack another woman.
RULAH: I warned you! Lions aren’t pets!
OTHER WOMAN: I know! I know! Cleaning their cat box is...insane!
1948 Art: Jack Kamen New Dialogue John Lustig
Restoration & New Dialogue: John Lustig
Rulah21
RULAH: I warned you! Lions aren’t pets!
OTHER WOMAN: I know! I know! Cleaning their cat box is...insane!
1948 Art: Jack Kamen New Dialogue John Lustig
Restoration & New Dialogue: John Lustig
Rulah21
