Cool Beans! It’s the Fourth!

Cool Beans! It’s the Fourth!

Happy Independence Day from me and my frequent partner in Last Kiss humor, the amazing Mike Pascale!

Original Vintage Art & Text

Art by Vince Colletta Studio from the story “His Future Bride” in BRIDES IN LOVE #10, 1958. Curious to see more? Click the link to read the entire vintage comic book.

 

Transcript:

SCENE: Uncle Sam and a woman (Mrs. Uncle Sam?) are smiling and embracing as fireworks go off in the background.

SAM: My birthday wish? Cheaper food and gas—and plenty of it!
Mrs. SAM: Easy! I’ll make beans for dinner!

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SCENE: Uncle Sam and a woman (Mrs. Uncle Sam?) are smiling and embracing as fireworks go off in the background.

SAM: My birthday wish? Cheaper food and gas—and plenty of it!
Mrs. SAM: Easy! I’ll make beans for dinner!

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Sex Expert

Sex Expert

Original Vintage Art & Text

Art by John Tartaglione from the story “Elopement” in FIRST KISS #4, 1958. Curious to see more? Click the link to read the entire vintage comic book.

Transcript:

SCENE: A mother and her adult daughter are talking.

DAUGHTER: Thanks, Mom! But you can’t help! I need advice from someone who knows about sex!

MOM: Honey, you know all those notches on my bed? Well guess what…?

1958 Art: John Tartaglione Art Cleanup: Heather Chestnut
Character Color: Dan McConnell Notches #6-79: John Lustig

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SCENE: A mother and her adult daughter are talking.

DAUGHTER: Thanks, Mom! But you can’t help! I need advice from someone who knows about sex!

MOM: Honey, you know all those notches on my bed? Well guess what...?

1958 Art: John Tartaglione Art Cleanup: Heather Chestnut
Character Color: Dan McConnell Notches #6-79: John Lustig

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Weenie Roast

Weenie Roast

Original Vintage Art & Text

Art by the Vince Colletta Studio from the story “The End of Summer” in First Kiss #34, 1963. Curious to see more? Click the link to read the entire vintage comic book.

 

Transcript:

SCENE: A smiling young woman and man- -both wearing bathing suits—are at the beach, smiling at each other and are about ready to eat marshmallows that they’ve roasted in a beach fire.

WOMAN: See? I told you I can cook!

MAN (thinking): Wow! If she can roast weenies too…I’m proposing!

1963 Art: Vince Colletta Studio Color: Allen Freeman
Hot Dog Vendor & Beach Bum: John Lustig

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SCENE: A smiling young woman and man- -both wearing bathing suits---are at the beach, smiling at each other and are about ready to eat marshmallows that they've roasted in a beach fire.

WOMAN: See? I told you I can cook!

MAN (thinking): Wow! If she can roast weenies too...I’m proposing!

1963 Art: Vince Colletta Studio Color: Allen Freeman
Hot Dog Vendor & Beach Bum: John Lustig

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He-Man Meets She-Woman

He-Man Meets She-Woman

Original Vintage Art & Text

Art possibly by Al Hartley. From the story “Wallflower Sweetheart” in Ten-Story Love #188, April 1953. Ace Magazines. Curious to see more? Click the link to read the entire vintage comic book.

 

Transcript:

WOMAN (talking to a man): I wanted a real he-man! But I guess you’ll do…‘til he gets here!

1953 Art: Al Hartley? Re-Creation: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Real He-Man: John Lustig

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WOMAN (talking to a man): I wanted a real he-man! But I guess you’ll do…‘til he gets here!

1953 Art: Al Hartley? Re-Creation: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Real He-Man: John Lustig

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Sexy Sandwich

Sexy Sandwich

Hold the lettuce and tomato. Extra pickles.

Original Vintage Art & Text

Art by Vince Colletta Studio from the story “That Lonely Sound” in FIRST KISS #36, Feb. 1964. Curious to see more? Click the link to read the entire vintage comic book.

 

 

Transcript:

SCENE: A woman is talking with a man. A second man is standing nearby looking on.

WOMAN: You’re between lovers? How come?

MAN: ‘Cause I called dibs on being in the middle!

1964 Art: Vince Colletta Studio Charater Color: Allen Freeman
Matchmaker: John Lustig

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SCENE: A woman is talking with a man. A second man is standing nearby looking on.

WOMAN: You’re between lovers? How come?

MAN: ‘Cause I called dibs on being in the middle!

1964 Art: Vince Colletta Studio Charater Color: Allen Freeman
Matchmaker: John Lustig

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