His Grouse? His Spouse!

His Grouse? His Spouse!

Original Vintage Art & Text

Art by John Tartaglione from the story “My Confidence Man” in FIRST KISS #5, 1958. Curious to see more? Click the link to read the entire vintage comic book.

 

 

 

 

Transcript:

SCENE: A man and woman are embracing lightly. She looks at him with concern. His head is down and his eyes are closed. He appears depressed or sad.

WOMAN: I suppose your wife doesn’t understand you!

MAN: No! She does! That’s the problem!

WOMAN: You poor man!

1958 Art: John Tartaglione Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Problems & Pranks: John Lustig

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SCENE: A man and woman are embracing lightly. She looks at him with concern. His head is down and his eyes are closed. He appears depressed or sad.

WOMAN: I suppose your wife doesn’t understand you!

MAN: No! She does! That’s the problem!

WOMAN: You poor man!

1958 Art: John Tartaglione Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Problems & Pranks: John Lustig

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Do Women Enjoy Sex?

Do Women Enjoy Sex?

Today is International Kissing Day. So I hope you enjoy a French kiss today.

(Or an Italian kiss. Or an Ethiopian kiss. Or…whatever!)

Original Vintage Art & Text

Artist unknown. From the story “The Queen of the Killers” in Crimes by Women #14, Aug. 1950. Published by Fox Feature Syndicate. Curious to see more? Click the link to read the entire vintage comic book.

 

Transcript:

SCENE: Two men talking. One appears to be a police officer. The other is smoking a pipe.

COP: But…surely some women must enjoy sex!

OTHER MAN: Not the ones I date!

1950 Art: Artist Unknown
Restoration & Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
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SCENE: Two men talking. One appears to be a police officer. The other is smoking a pipe.

COP: But…surely some women must enjoy sex!

OTHER MAN: Not the ones I date!

1950 Art: Artist Unknown
Restoration & Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
©2015 Last Kiss Inc.
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Cool Beans! It’s the Fourth!

Cool Beans! It’s the Fourth!

Happy Independence Day from me and my frequent partner in Last Kiss humor, the amazing Mike Pascale!

Original Vintage Art & Text

Art by Vince Colletta Studio from the story “His Future Bride” in BRIDES IN LOVE #10, 1958. Curious to see more? Click the link to read the entire vintage comic book.

 

Transcript:

SCENE: Uncle Sam and a woman (Mrs. Uncle Sam?) are smiling and embracing as fireworks go off in the background.

SAM: My birthday wish? Cheaper food and gas—and plenty of it!
Mrs. SAM: Easy! I’ll make beans for dinner!

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SCENE: Uncle Sam and a woman (Mrs. Uncle Sam?) are smiling and embracing as fireworks go off in the background.

SAM: My birthday wish? Cheaper food and gas—and plenty of it!
Mrs. SAM: Easy! I’ll make beans for dinner!

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Sex Expert

Sex Expert

Original Vintage Art & Text

Art by John Tartaglione from the story “Elopement” in FIRST KISS #4, 1958. Curious to see more? Click the link to read the entire vintage comic book.

Transcript:

SCENE: A mother and her adult daughter are talking.

DAUGHTER: Thanks, Mom! But you can’t help! I need advice from someone who knows about sex!

MOM: Honey, you know all those notches on my bed? Well guess what…?

1958 Art: John Tartaglione Art Cleanup: Heather Chestnut
Character Color: Dan McConnell Notches #6-79: John Lustig

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SCENE: A mother and her adult daughter are talking.

DAUGHTER: Thanks, Mom! But you can’t help! I need advice from someone who knows about sex!

MOM: Honey, you know all those notches on my bed? Well guess what...?

1958 Art: John Tartaglione Art Cleanup: Heather Chestnut
Character Color: Dan McConnell Notches #6-79: John Lustig

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Weenie Roast

Weenie Roast

Original Vintage Art & Text

Art by the Vince Colletta Studio from the story “The End of Summer” in First Kiss #34, 1963. Curious to see more? Click the link to read the entire vintage comic book.

 

Transcript:

SCENE: A smiling young woman and man- -both wearing bathing suits—are at the beach, smiling at each other and are about ready to eat marshmallows that they’ve roasted in a beach fire.

WOMAN: See? I told you I can cook!

MAN (thinking): Wow! If she can roast weenies too…I’m proposing!

1963 Art: Vince Colletta Studio Color: Allen Freeman
Hot Dog Vendor & Beach Bum: John Lustig

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SCENE: A smiling young woman and man- -both wearing bathing suits---are at the beach, smiling at each other and are about ready to eat marshmallows that they've roasted in a beach fire.

WOMAN: See? I told you I can cook!

MAN (thinking): Wow! If she can roast weenies too...I’m proposing!

1963 Art: Vince Colletta Studio Color: Allen Freeman
Hot Dog Vendor & Beach Bum: John Lustig

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