by John | Aug 28, 2018 | Uncategorized
I hate it when women beat me with rolling pins. Make pies, not wars.

Art by Matt Baker from Anchors Andrews #1, January 1953. Click image to enlarge.
Transcript:
SCENE: Angry woman with rolling pin.
WOMAN: You think I’m easy? Mister, you’re about to find out how difficult I can be!
1953 Art: Matt Baker Re-Creation: Kirsten Wilson
Art Code: KW.lk14
↓ TranscriptSCENE: Angry woman with rolling pin.
WOMAN: You think I’m easy? Mister, you’re about to find out how difficult I can be!
1953 Art: Matt Baker Re-Creation: Kirsten Wilson
Art Code: KW.lk14
by John | Aug 26, 2018 | Uncategorized
I’m trying to decide what not to wear today.

Art by Art Saaf & Mike Peppe from the story “Kiss and Run” in NEW ROMANCES #14, 1952.
Transcript:
SCENE: Woman in front of a picnic-style checkered pattern.
WOMAN: A nude picnic? B-but I don’t have anything nice to not wear!
1952 Art: Art Saaf & Mike Peppe Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Art Code: DJP.lk310
↓ TranscriptTranscript:
SCENE: Woman in front of a picnic-style checkered pattern.
WOMAN: A nude picnic? B-but I don’t have anything nice to not wear!
1952 Art: Art Saaf & Mike Peppe Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Art Code: DJP.lk310
by John | Aug 23, 2018 | Uncategorized
Is he a jerk? The answer is staring you in the face!

Art by Nick Cardy from the story “Good-Time Girl” in My Real Love #5, 1952.
Transcript:
WOMAN: Was she pretty?
MAN: How should I know? I wasn’t looking at her…face!*
1952 Artist: Nick Cardy Figure Restoration & Color: Allen Freeman
*Dialogue adapted from the 1949 movie All the King’s Men
Art Code: MyRL5.18.2
↓ TranscriptTranscript:
WOMAN: Was she pretty?
MAN: How should I know? I wasn't looking at her…face!*
1952 Artist: Nick Cardy Figure Restoration & Color: Allen Freeman
*Dialogue adapted from the 1949 movie All the King’s Men
Art Code: MyRL5.18.2
by John | Aug 21, 2018 | Uncategorized

Art by Matt Baker from the cover of CRIME REPORTER #3, 1948. Click image to enlarge.
Transcript:
Startled/Afraid Woman in a slinky cocktail dress: Oh, no! it’s my boyfriend! And he’s with my girlfriend! And my other boyfriend! And is that… one of my husbands?
1948 Art: Matt Baker Re-Creation: Kirsten Wilson
Art Code: KW.lk18
↓ TranscriptTranscript:
Startled/Afraid Woman in a slinky cocktail dress: Oh, no! it’s my boyfriend! And he’s with my girlfriend! And my other boyfriend! And is that... one of my husbands?
1948 Art: Matt Baker Re-Creation: Kirsten Wilson
Art Code: KW.lk18
by John | Aug 19, 2018 | Uncategorized
Sometimes love stinks.

Art by Al Avison from the cover of Hi-School Romance #24, December 1953.
Transcript:
SCENE: Man and woman embracing and kissing passionately.
MAN (thinking): I’d kill for a breath mint!
WOMAN: (thinking): Does he know…I farted?
1953 Art: Al Avison Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Art Code: DJP.lk462
↓ TranscriptSCENE: Man and woman embracing and kissing passionately.
MAN (thinking): I’d kill for a breath mint!
WOMAN: (thinking): Does he know...I farted?
1953 Art: Al Avison Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Art Code: DJP.lk462
Art by Al Avison from the cover of Hi-School Romance #24, December 1953.