Puppy Love

Puppy Love

Sometimes true love is right there waiting for you…

Artist unknown. From the story “A Good Life” in FIRST KISS #12, 1960.

 

Transcript:

SCENE: We see a dog (fox terrier) sitting on a lawn as a voice comes from off panel.

VOICE: My lover had nothing except a dog when he moved in! And, when he left, he took everything…except his dog!

Fox Terrier (thinking): So, lucky you–right?

1960 Artist Unknown Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira

Art Code: DJP.lk376 & 12.7.1.1

↓ Transcript
SCENE: We see a dog (fox terrier) sitting on a lawn as a voice comes from off panel.

VOICE: My lover had nothing except a dog when he moved in! And, when he left, he took everything…except his dog!

Fox Terrier (thinking): So, lucky you--right?

1960 Artist Unknown Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira

Art Code: DJP.lk376 & 12.7.1.1

Becoming a Canadian Mountie

Becoming a Canadian Mountie

Like the Canadian Mounties, she always get her man.

Art by Vince Colletta Studio from the story “Playing It Cool” in FIRST KISS #12, Jan. 1960.

 

 

↓ Transcript
SCENE, PANEL 1: Woman #1 packing a suitcase while Woman #2 watches in background.

WOMAN #1: I’ll make a new start…someplace where my name Isn’t on every bathroom wall!

WOMAN #2: Well, that leaves out the entire U.S.!

PANEL #2:

WOMAN #1: Then I’ll move to Canada! Gosh! M-maybe I could become a Mountie!

WOMAN #2: Well, you’re certainly qualified! Nobody’s been mounted more than you!

1960 Art: Vince Colletta Studio ©2010 & 2019 Last Kiss Inc. Color: Allen Freeman

Art Codes: 12.1.8.3 & 12.1.4.1




Stop Crying

Stop Crying

      Pencils by Mike Sekowsky from the story “Date with Scandal” in Intimate Love #28, Aug. 1954.

↓ Transcript
CRYING WOMAN: I’m not crying! My eyes are! Stupid eyes! Stop it! Right now! Or...I’ll cry!

1954 Pencils: Mike Sekowsky Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira

Art Code: DJP.lk451

No, Divorce? No Remorse!

No, Divorce? No Remorse!

I couldn’t find anything in my archive that quite fit what I wanted to do with this gag, (The woman with the gun was perfect, but the guy in the original image looked just a little too smug.) So I took portions of two panels from different stories and put them together.  See below.

Pencils by Alice Kirkpatrick from the story “I Played with Fire” in Diary Loves #8, 1951.

 

Art by Charles Nicholas & Vince Alascia from the story “One Too Many Heartbreaks” in FIRST KISS #39, 1964.

 

Transcript:

SCENE: Woman pointing a handgun at a man.

WOMAN: You don’t believe in divorce? Me either!

1951 Art (left figure): Alice Kirkpatrick
1964 Art (right figure): Charles Nicholas & Vince Alascia
Re-Creation & Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira

Art Code: DJP.lk153JustWoman_DJP.lk417JustGuyFlat

↓ Transcript
SCENE: Woman pointing a handgun at a man.

WOMAN: You don’t believe in divorce? Me either!

1951 Art (left figure): Alice Kirkpatrick
1964 Art (right figure): Charles Nicholas & Vince Alascia
Re-Creation & Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira

Art Code: DJP.lk153JustWoman_DJP.lk417JustGuyFlat

Recycled Romeos!

Recycled Romeos!

Art by Vince Colletta Studio from the story “Forced Meeting” in First Kiss #6, Nov. 1958.

 

Transcript:

WOMAN: Do you have an unwanted lover…taking up space? Gathering dust? Wearing your underwear?

Wanna dump the loser, but hate to clog up a landfill?

What to do?

Why not donate your has-been heartthrob to…Recycled Romeos?

We’ll ship your ex to a third-world nation where he’ll make a desperate woman happy…for awhile!

Art: Vince Colletta Studio Color: Allen Freeman

Art Code: 6.5.3.3

 

↓ Transcript
WOMAN: Do you have an unwanted lover...taking up space? Gathering dust? Wearing your underwear?

Wanna dump the loser, but hate to clog up a landfill?

What to do?

Why not
donate your
has-been heartthrob to...Recycled Romeos?

We’ll ship your ex to a third-world nation where he’ll make a desperate woman happy...for awhile!

Art: Vince Colletta Studio Color: Allen Freeman

Art Code: 6.5.3.3