Damp Dormammu

Damp Dormammu

For those of you who aren’t Marvel comics fans, Dormammu is a supremely evil Dr. Strange villain. (He’s apparently even nastier when he has a damp diaper.)

By the way, although I won’t be at the San Diego Comic-Con this year,  some of my best merchandise will be there. For instance, this Dormammu comic is one of many Last Kiss  fridge magnets that’ll be making their debut at Justin Chung’s World Famous Comics booth (#5560.)

And an ultra rare, alternative gag version of this gag—I only made six!—will be at the Prism Comics book (#2144) along with a bunch of other Last Kiss magnets and goodies. Get ’em while you can!

Art by Edmond Good from the story “Vortex of Death” in DAGAR DESERT HAWK #15, 1948.

Is it just me or should this guy be thinking about something other than riding an airplane?

Transcript:
SCENE: Barefooted woman dancing in a South Seas-type native costume.

WOMAN: By the dread Dormammu’s damp diaper, I summon the magic of…Comics!

Art: Edmond Good Re-Creation: Diego Jourdan Pereira

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SCENE: Barefooted woman dancing in a South Seas-type native costume.

WOMAN: By the dread Dormammu’s damp diaper, I summon the magic of…Comics!

Art: Edmond Good Re-Creation: Diego Jourdan Pereira

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Sex? Tonight?

Sex? Tonight?

Art by Vince Colletta Studio from the story “He Loves Me Not” in FIRST KISS #3, 1958.

In other words, what the guy in the original art is saying: I’m a jerk. But it’s your fault.

Transcript:

WOMAN TALKING TO A MAN: Sex? Tonight? But it’s not a holiday…or your birthday!

1958 Art: Vince Colletta Studio Color: Allen Freeman

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WOMAN TALKING TO A MAN: Sex? Tonight? But it's not a holiday...or your birthday!

1958 Art: Vince Colletta Studio Color: Allen Freeman

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Doing Chin Ups

Doing Chin Ups

Quote from the film THE WOMEN, 1939. 

Art by Al Bare from the story “I Was a Snob” from LOVE LIFE #1, 1961.

Transcript:

SCENE: Two rich, heavy-set women (wearing expensive jewelry).

WOMAN #1: Chin up!

WOMAN #2: Right, both of them!*

CAPTION: *Quote from the movie THE WOMEN, 1939

1951 Art: Al Bare Re-Creation: Diego Jourdan Pereira

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SCENE: Two rich, heavy-set women (wearing expensive jewelry).

WOMAN #1: Chin up!

WOMAN #2: Right, both of them!*

CAPTION: *Quote from the movie THE WOMEN, 1939

1951 Art: Al Bare Re-Creation: Diego Jourdan Pereira

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I Like Older Women

I Like Older Women

Art by Marc Swayze. Script by Glenn Chaffin. From the comic FLYIN’ JENNY #1, 1946.

Read the entire 1946 comic for free at ComicBookPlus.

Transcript:

BOY TO YOUNG WOMAN: I like older women! So what are you…nine? Maybe 10?

1946 Art: Marc Swayze Re-Creation: Diego Jourdan Pereira

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BOY TO YOUNG WOMAN: I like older women! So what are you…nine? Maybe 10?

1946 Art: Marc Swayze Re-Creation: Diego Jourdan Pereira

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Oh, Goody!

Oh, Goody!

My thanks to my pal, artist Robert W. Zailo for the help on this and some other upcoming Last Kiss art.

In addition to making some art corrections, Robert has been removing backgrounds for me. For instance, Robert erased the drapes, window, lamp, etc. that you see in the original art below. That way I can easily add snazzy, new new backgrounds like the one in the art above.

Thanks, Robert, and welcome to the Last Kiss team of underpaid geniuses!

Art by Charles Nicholas & Sal Trapani from the story “Good Ole Joe” in FIRST KISS #1, 1957.

 

Transcript:
SCENE: Older woman looking on as a young man and woman kiss and embrace.

OLDER WOMAN: Oh, good! You found something to do while I was gone!

1957 Art: Charles Nicholas & Sal Trapani Foreground Color: Allen Freeman

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SCENE: Older woman looking on as a young man and woman kiss and embrace.

OLDER WOMAN: Oh, good! You found something to do while I was gone!

1957 Art: Charles Nicholas & Sal Trapani Foreground Color: Allen Freeman

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