by John | Nov 29, 2015 | Uncategorized
Good to the last drop?
![Art by Vince Colletta Studio from BRIDES IN LOVE #9, 1958.](https://www.lastkisscomics.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/Brides-in-Love-9.6.6.jpg)
Art by Vince Colletta Studio from BRIDES IN LOVE #9, 1958.
Original Art Comments:
I like your silences—mostly because I know you’re thinking about me and how wonderful I am.
Obviously, I’m too wonderful for mere words!
Transcript:
SCENE: Woman and man. At least one of them is having coffee.
WOMAN: I like my men like my coffee! Strong, hot…and with whipped cream and sprinkles I can lick off!
1958 Art: Vince Colletta Re-Creation: Diego Jourdan Pereira
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↓ TranscriptSCENE: Woman and man. At least one of them is having coffee.
WOMAN: I like my men like my coffee! Strong, hot...and with whipped cream and sprinkles I can lick off!
1958 Art: Vince Colletta Re-Creation: Diego Jourdan Pereira
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by John | Nov 26, 2015 | Uncategorized
Other fun customs from around the world…
—In Upper Crustovia it’s considered bad manners to spit in someone’s drink — while they’re looking.
—In Lower Crustovia it’s considered bad manners to knife someone in the back while they’re spitting in someone’s drink — unless it’s your drink.
—In Still Lower Crustovia it’s considered bad manners to not compliment someone on their knife wounds.
![Art by the Vince Colletta Studio from the story "The Gay Deception" in FIRST KISS #8, 1959.](https://www.lastkisscomics.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/FK08.1.9.3-500x240.jpg)
Art by the Vince Colletta Studio from the story “The Gay Deception” in FIRST KISS #8, 1959.
Transcript:
SCENE: Three women and a man sitting around a table.
SOUND EFFECT: F-A-A-A-A-R-T
MAN: …and in my country that’s how we compliment the cook!
Art: Vince Colletta Studio Color by Allen Freeman ©2010 Last Kiss Inc
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↓ TranscriptSCENE: Three women and a man sitting around a table.
SOUND EFFECT: F-A-A-A-A-R-T
MAN: …and in my country that’s how we compliment the cook!
Art: Vince Colletta Studio Color by Allen Freeman ©2010 Last Kiss Inc
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by John | Nov 24, 2015 | Uncategorized
Many thanks to my pal Mike Pascale for today’s Thanksgiving special effects. See below to see how it looked before Mike worked his magic. Happy Thanksgiving, everyone!
![Art by the Vince Colletta Studio from the story "Perplexed" in First Kiss #38, 1964.](https://www.lastkisscomics.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/FK38.2.4.3-500x499.jpg)
Art by the Vince Colletta Studio from the story “Perplexed” in First Kiss #38, 1964.
Transcript:
SCENE: Pilgrim man talking to an Indian/Native American woman as they have drinks.
MAN: You think I’m drunk…just ‘cause I’m wearing my belt on my head?
WOMAN: No! Because you forgot to wear pants!
Pilgrim-ification: Mike Pascale Extra Stuffing: John Lustig
1964 Art: Vince Colletta Studio Skintones: Allen Freeman
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↓ TranscriptSCENE: Pilgrim man talking to an Indian/Native American woman as they have drinks.
MAN: You think I’m <hic> drunk...just ‘cause I’m wearing my belt on my head?
WOMAN: No! Because you forgot to wear pants!
Pilgrim-ification: Mike Pascale Extra Stuffing: John Lustig
1964 Art: Vince Colletta Studio Skintones: Allen Freeman
38.2.4.3
by John | Nov 22, 2015 | Uncategorized
Remember, kids! Getting turned on by fruit, vegetables or small household appliances doesn’t mean you’re a bad person. But we’ll punish you anyway–just to play it safe!
![Art by the Vince Colletta Studio from the story "Kid Sister Blues" in FIRST KISS #31, 1963.](https://www.lastkisscomics.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/FK31.5.3.1-500x487.jpg)
Art by the Vince Colletta Studio from the story “Kid Sister Blues” in FIRST KISS #31, 1963.
Transcript:
SCENE: A young woman eating a carrot in the kitchen talks to her mother.
MOTHER: I don’t care what you learned in school! In my house it’s a carrot! Not a phallic symbol!
SOUND: CRUNCH
Art by Vince Colletta Studio Color by Allen Freeman
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↓ TranscriptSCENE: A young woman eating a carrot in the kitchen talks to her mother.
MOTHER: I don’t care what you learned in school! In my house it’s a carrot! Not a phallic symbol!
SOUND: CRUNCH
Art by Vince Colletta Studio Color by Allen Freeman
31.5.3.1
by John | Nov 19, 2015 | Uncategorized
![Artist unknown. From Bride's Secrets #7, 1955.](https://www.lastkisscomics.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/Brides-Secrets-7-1955.0B-500x708.jpg)
Artist unknown. From Bride’s Secrets #7, 1955.
↓ TranscriptSCENE: Man wearing a blindfold kissing a woman.
MAN: So, this is blind lust?
WOMAN: Close enough!
1955 Artist Unknown Re-Creation: Diego Jourdan Pereira
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