Semi-Safe Sex

Semi-Safe Sex

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WOMAN: I hope you practice safe sex!

MAN: Sure! I only cheat when my wife’s out of town!

Art by Charles Nicholas and Sal Trapani

Million Dollar Kiss

Million Dollar Kiss

Full body inventory and audit now in process…

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SCENE: Woman and man kissing.

WOMAN (thinking) Hmmm! He’s
got a million dollar kiss! I wonder what the rest of him is worth?

Art by Charles Nicholas and Sal Trapani

C’mon, Baby, Light My Fuse

C’mon, Baby, Light My Fuse

Happy Fourth! (Even happier with a Fifth!)

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SCENE: Two people driving in a big car at night.

DRIVER: Darn! the fireworks are over!

PASSENGER: Not if we move to the backseat!

Art by Art Cappello & Dick Giordano