Santa’s Extra-Naughty List

Santa’s Extra-Naughty List

Happy holidays, everyone! I hope your next kiss is never your last!

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SANTA: Ready to get off the naughty list?

WOMAN (as she kisses Santa): Not quite!

Vintage art by Dick Giordano Santa-fication by Mike Pascale

Sexy Gifts from the North Pole

Sexy Gifts from the North Pole

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Woman talking to an elf.

WOMAN: And remember! No more sex toys for Christmas…unless I get to use them!

Vintage art by Vince Colletta Studio Elfication by Mike Pascale

Sexy Help for Christmas

Sexy Help for Christmas

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SCENE: A beautiful woman dressed up in skimpy, Santa clothes.

WOMAN: Oh! You want me to stimulate the economy? My mistake!

Gag by Pascale & Lustig Art and color by Allen Freeman

Poor Santa!

Poor Santa!

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WOMAN: Santa only comes once a year? Gosh! has he seen a doctor?

Inked by Dick Giordano

Getting Her Jollies

Getting Her Jollies

Merry Christmas–if you celebrate Christmas. And if you don’t–go celebrate something else!

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SCENE: Woman lying in bed with her eyes closed in contentment.

WOMAN: Golly, Santa! After that…who wouldn’t be jolly?

TEXT BOX: Merry Christmas!