Almost Not Pregnant

Art by Alex Toth & Mike Peppe from the story "Murder Mansion" in ADVENTURES INTO DARKNESS #5, 1952.

Art by Alex Toth & Mike Peppe from the story “Murder Mansion” in ADVENTURES INTO DARKNESS #5, 1952.

 
Transcript:

STARTLED WOMAN: Pregnant? But, Doctor…that’s impossible! I’m almost a virgin!
Art: Alex Toth & Mike Peppe Restoration & Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
©2015 Last Kiss Inc
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STARTLED WOMAN: Pregnant? But, Doctor…that’s impossible! I’m almost a virgin!
Art: Alex Toth & Mike Peppe Restoration & Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
©2015 Last Kiss Inc
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Pregnant? Maybe!

Meanwhile, back in 1958…
See the original 1958 art and dialogue for today’s Last Kiss webcomic here.

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WOMAN: Am I pregnant? Is it your baby? Follow me on Twitter and find out!

Pencils: Dick Giordano Color by Lustig
©2014 Last Kiss Inc.
6.1.6.3

What Sort of “Late” Are You?

Artist unknown. From the story "Censored" in ALL TRUE ROMANCE #2, 1951.

Artist unknown. From the story “Censored” in ALL TRUE ROMANCE #2, 1951.

Late? How so? Are you…

—Late for dinner?

—Fashionably late?

—Late as in deceased? Passed on? No more? Ceased to be? Expired? Stiff? And possibly even dead?

—Late as in…holy pregnant pauses?!! Am I’m going to be a daddy?

Meanwhile, back in the present…
See the revamped version of this art and with new, funny dialogue in today’s Last Kiss Comic.

Good News?

Girls,

If you want a sweet, sweet verse,

Keep a hanky in your purse.

Never let him see or guess,

You’re a horrid snotty mess!

—Your Doctor

Art from First Kiss #36, 1964.

Art from First Kiss #36, 1964.

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DOCTOR: Good news! You’re pregnant…and I’m not the father!

Art by Vince Colletta Studio
Color by Allen Freeman

©2013 Last Kiss Inc

36.1.8.2

Booties Call

The original First Kiss art and dialogue (right) were published back in the good ol’ days—1961!

Back then, real men went to college. And less desirable creatures drove trucks for a living.

Nowadays?

Hey, given a choice between a college guy (Your student loan is how much?) and a truck driver (OMG! You make how much?), it might not seem so bad to keep on trucking.

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An older woman is holding a knitting needle and smiling at a younger woman who is her daughter.

MOM: I know you’re a virgin! But I’m knitting booties...just in case!