Daddy Should’ve Warned Me About You

Pencils by Alice Kirkpatrick from "I Played with Fire" in DIARY LOVES #8, 1951.

Pencils by Alice Kirkpatrick from “I Played with Fire” in DIARY LOVES #8, 1951.

Five Things You Should Learn from Your Daddy

1. You can’t trust boys.

2. Young men are worse.

3. Middle-aged men? Holy crud! Don’t you have any standards?

4. Older men? What’s wrong with you? Can’t you find someone you own age?

5. Just get a cat. Preferably a female.

Meanwhile, back in the present…
See the revamped version of this art and with new, funny dialogue in today’s Last Kiss Comic.

 

Daddy Girl Forever

Daddy Girl Forever

If this was Mother’s Day, I might not run a zombie gag. But Father’s Day? Hey, guys, enjoy!

Revamped zombie art and twisted sense of humor courtesy of my pal and genius-at-large Mike Pascale.

Meanwhile, back in 1959…
See the original 1959 art and dialogue for today’s Last Kiss webcomic here.

↓ Transcript
SCENE: Zombie father and daughter.

ZOMBIE DAD: You’ll always be Daddy’s little ghoul!

ZOMBIE DAUGHTER: BRAAAINS?

She’s Got It Bad for…Bad Boys

She’s Got It Bad for…Bad Boys

Meanwhile, back in 1956…
See the original 1956 art and dialogue for today’s Last Kiss webcomic here.

↓ Transcript
SCENE Red-headed woman and a man are embracing.

MAN: You like bad boys? Great! Then you can take my sons...while my wife and I are in Hawaii!

Art: Dick Giordano & Jon D’Agostino Re-ink & Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
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Regret Sex?

Regret Sex?

The countdown to Father’s Day begins.

Meanwhile, back in 1961…
See the original 1961 art and dialogue for today’s Last Kiss webcomic here.

↓ Transcript
SCENE: A dad and his teenage daughter are in the car. He's driving. She has her hand to her brow as if she's thinking deeply.

DAD: So, you regret having sex?
DAUGHTER: Sure, Dad! at least...the times you know about!
Artist Unknown Color: Dan McConnell
©2014 Last Kiss Inc.
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Date Daughter or Dad?

Art by Dick Giordano from First Kiss #13, 1960.

Art by Dick Giordano from First Kiss #13, 1960.

“Instead of lectures, your dad gives me cold beers. And hot, roasted beer nuts.

“We watch football, have fart contests and tell dirty jokes.

“Frankly, your dad is a better date than you!”

Meanwhile, back in the present…

See the revamped version of this art and with new, funny dialogue in today’s Last Kiss Comic.