Original art by Vince Colletta Studio from the story “The Face of Love” in FIRST KISS #19, 1961.
Transcript:
SCENE: Doctor looking at a heavily bandaged patient.
DOCTOR: Good news! I’m not charging you for your vasectomy, Jack…uh, I mean, Jill!
1961 Art: Vince Colletta Studio Color: Allen Freeman
19.2.5.1
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SCENE: Doctor looking at a heavily bandaged patient.
DOCTOR: Good news! I'm not charging you for your vasectomy, Jack...uh, I mean, Jill!
1961 Art: Vince Colletta Studio Color: Allen Freeman
19.2.5.1
DOCTOR: Good news! I'm not charging you for your vasectomy, Jack...uh, I mean, Jill!
1961 Art: Vince Colletta Studio Color: Allen Freeman
19.2.5.1
Not charging for the vasectomy is the least of the doctor’s problems, given that he committed malpractice by thinking that the vas was up there. Also, I don’t think Jack’s children want to see their mummy.
You were actually cut up and burnt on the legs. But you were so hideously butt ugly we decided to take care of the face instead.