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   Fine jams and jellies since 1982 on December 24, 2020 at 8:21 pm

   “And that’s why I am not a doctor.”
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   “At least that’s what it said in the ad at the back of the comic book. I decided to get the X Ray specs instead.”
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   “And if you’re a proctologist, it requires the iron willpower to avoid the constant urge to sniff your finger.”
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   “But it doesn’t require fashion sense. Which explains my orange suit and blue tie.”
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   As he ranted on, the hooker dressed as a nurse rolled her eyes, turned to the other guys at the bachelor party, and said, “Okay. This is gonna cost you extra.”
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   Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukah, and Happy Holidays all. Let’s keep the snark alive in 2021!

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     John on December 25, 2020 at 9:05 am

     Happy Holidays, Jams! Great gags as always. I second Calvin Brother—thanks for all the puns over the years!

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   Calvins Brother on December 25, 2020 at 9:02 am

   Have a good one,Jams. Thanks for all your puns.

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   Rex on December 25, 2020 at 10:47 am

   Snark bless us, every pun!

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   PKM on December 28, 2020 at 7:57 pm

   I don’t have the urge to sniff my finger.

   Merry Christmas Everyone!

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