Chaperone? So Unnecessary!

A prime example of I-Don’t-Need-Birth-Control-Because-I’m-Going-to-Stay-A-Virgin (this time) logic.

Original Vintage Art & Text

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Art by Vince Colletta Studio in the story “Loves Lovely Mirage” in FIRST KISS #36, 1964.

 

 

Transcript:

SCENE: A young man and woman are in the foreground. They’re on a date. In the background is an older woman.

MAN: You have a chaperone?

WOMAN: Yes! And it’s so unnecessary! I’ve ALMOST never gotten pregnant…on a first date!

1964 Art: Vince Colletta Studio
Color: Allen Freeman

36.1.2.2

↓ Transcript
SCENE: A young man and woman are in the foreground. They're on a date. In the background is an older woman.

MAN: You have a chaperone?

WOMAN: Yes! And it’s so unnecessary! I’ve ALMOST never gotten pregnant...on a first date!

1964 Art: Vince Colletta Studio
Color: Allen Freeman

36.1.2.2