Swept Off Her Tooties?

Artist unknown. From the story “Second Best Beau” in Hi-School Romance #75, Nov. 1958

 

Transcription:

SCENE: Woman and man in a ballroom, dressed formally as if for a fancy dance.

WOMAN: You don’t have to sweep me off my feet! Just try not to step on them!

1958 Artist Unknown        Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira

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Artist unknown. From the story “Second Best Beau” in Hi-School Romance #75, Nov. 1958

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SCENE: Woman and man in a ballroom, dressed formally as if for a fancy dance.

WOMAN: You don’t have to sweep me off my feet! Just try not to step on them!

1958 Artist Unknown Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira

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Artist unknown. From the story "Second Best Beau" in Hi-School Romance #75, Nov. 1958

Sharp Humor

Art by L.B. Cole for the cover of True-to-Life Romances #20, 1954.

 

 

Transcription:

WOMAN SMOKING CIGARETTE (in background watching as a man an woman in the foreground dance): Can I cut in?

WOMAN DANCING WITH MAN: Only if you have a knife!

1954 Art: L.B. Cole          Re-Creation: Diego Jourdan Pereira

Art Code: DJP.lk320

Art by L.B. Cole for the cover of True-to-Life Romances #20, 1954.

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WOMAN SMOKING CIGARETTE (in background watching as a man an woman in the foreground dance): Can I cut in?

WOMAN DANCING WITH MAN: Only if you have a knife!

1954 Art: L.B. Cole Re-Creation: Diego Jourdan Pereira

Art Code: DJP.lk320

Art by L.B. Cole for the cover of True-to-Life Romances #20, 1954.

Happy, Happy Hour

Art by Vince Colletta Studio from the story “I Chose Heartbreak” in FIRST KISS #37, 1964. Click image to enlarge.

 

 

Transcription:

Woman: First comes happy hour! Then very happy hour!

1964 Art: Vince Colletta Studio           Color: Allen Freeman

Art Code: 37.1.5.1

Art by Vince Colletta Studio from the story “I Chose Heartbreak” in FIRST KISS #37, 1964.

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Woman: First comes happy hour! Then very happy hour!

1964 Art: Vince Colletta Studio Color: Allen Freeman

Art Code: 37.1.5.1

Art by Vince Colletta Studio from the story "I Chose Heartbreak" in FIRST KISS #37, 1964.


The Birds and the…?

Those of you who know me personally (or follow me on Facebook) may have heard that a couple of weeks ago I was stung at least a dozen times by wasps.
 Ironically, I wrote this gag a few days before that happened. Honestly, though, I don’t have a problem with bees. Wasps, however…ugh. They’re trying to kill me.
Want proof? A few years ago, I was stung on the back of my head by a wasp. While attempting to run away from it, I fell on the sidewalk and broke some of my ribs.
I’m convinced that I was “double teamed.” One wasp stung me and another tripped me. Yes. They’re that mean!

Art by L. B. Cole from the cover of Confessions of Love #11, July 1952.

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Transcript:

Two birds look on as a man and woman kiss.

BIRD: Okay! We’re here! Now where are these %$#@ bees we keep hearing about?

1952 Art: L.B. Cole           Re-Creation: Diego Jourdan Pereira

Art by L. B. Cole from the cover of Confessions of Love #11, July 1952.

Art Code: DJP.lk347

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Two birds look on as a man and woman kiss.

BIRD: Okay! We’re here! Now where are these %$#@ bees we keep hearing about?

1952 Art: L.B. Cole Re-Creation: Diego Jourdan Pereira

Art by L. B. Cole from the cover of Confessions of Love #11, July 1952.

Art Code: DJP.lk347

Love at Any Price?

Art by John Tartaglione from the story “My Confidence Man” in FIRST KISS #5, 1958.

 

Transcription:

MAN: I know I can’t buy your love!

WOMAN: Of course not! But…if you did…how much would it be worth?

1958 Art: John Tartaglione       Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira

Art by John Tartaglione from the story “My Confidence Man” in FIRST KISS #5, 1958.

Art Codes: DJP.lk391 FK05.3.4.2

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MAN: I know I can’t buy your love!

WOMAN: Of course not! But…if you did…how much would it be worth?

1958 Art: John Tartaglione Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira

Art by John Tartaglione from the story "My Confidence Man" in FIRST KISS #5, 1958.

Art Codes: DJP.lk391 FK05.3.4.2