Psst! It’s Time!

Art by Ogden Whitney from SKYMAN #3, 1947.

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SCENE: Crying woman.

Woman: Yes, it’s that time of the month! The mortgage is due!

1947 Art: Ogden Whitney Re-Creation: Diego Jourdan Pereira

Super Villain Sex

Art by Sam Citron from the story “Death’s Bridal Gown” in ADVENTURES INTO DARK #8, 1953

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SCENE: Commissioner Gordon talks to a police officer.

COMMISSIONER GORDON: a new super villain named “sex goddess?” Hmm! I better interrogate her myself!

POLICE OFFICER: You bet, Commissioner Gordon!

1953 Art: Sam Citron Re-Creation: Diego Jourdan Pereira


Poked by a Pal

Art by Dick Giordano from the story “A Winsome Smile” from FIRST KISS #31, 1963.

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DENTIST: Don’t think of me as a dentist! Think of me as a friend…who sticks his fingers in your mouth...and pokes you with sharp objects!

1963 Art: Dick Giordano Figure Color: Allen Freeman

Revenge or Romance?

Art by Harry Sahle & Terry Szenics from ROLY POLY COMICS #1, 1945. Click on image to enlarge.

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ANGRY WOMAN WITH A ROLLING PIN: I want revenge! But hitting him isn’t enough! I may have to marry him!

1945 Art: Harry Sahle & Terry Szenics Re-Creation: Diego Jourdan Pereira


Advice That’s Sick

Art by Vince Colletta Studio from the story “Loves Lovely Mirage” in FIRST KISS #36, 1964.

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DOCTOR: You need life insurance! But cheer up! You won’t need to pay for it...very long!
1964 Art: Vince Colletta Studio Color: Allen Freeman