Temptation: Resist or Give In?

Temptation: Resist or Give In?

Happy New Year—courtesy of me, Allen Freeman, and model Miss Kitty Harlow!

Transcript:

SCENE: Blonde woman with champagne bottle. Balloons in background.

WOMAN: Why wait? Let’s break our New Year’s resolutions now!

Model: Miss Kitty Harlow Photo: Allen Freeman

Text ©2016 Last Kiss Inc
Photo ©2016 Allen Freeman

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SCENE: Blonde woman with champagne bottle. Balloons in background.

WOMAN: Why wait? Let’s break our New Year’s resolutions now!

Model: Miss Kitty Harlow Photo: Allen Freeman

Text ©2016 Last Kiss Inc
Photo ©2016 Allen Freeman

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Princess Carrie

Princess Carrie

Damn! I really thought we’d make it to the end of the year without another major cultural/celebrity loss. Wrong!

Carrie, we’ll miss you!!!

(Many thanks to photographer Allen Freeman and model Sienna Schmolesky for the photo.)

Transcript:

SCENE: Photo of a woman dressed up like Princess Leia.

WOMAN: There’s been a disturbance in the Force!

CAPTION: In memory of Carrie Fisher

Model: Sienna Schmolesky Photo: Allen Freeman
Text ©2016 Last Kiss Inc Photo ©2016 Allen Freeman

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SCENE: Photo of a woman dressed up like Princess Leia.

WOMAN: There's been a disturbance in the Force!

CAPTION: In memory of Carrie Fisher

Model: Sienna Schmolesky Photo: Allen Freeman
Text ©2016 Last Kiss Inc Photo ©2016 Allen Freeman

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The Day After Christmas

The Day After Christmas

Happy Boxing Day!

My thanks to Allen Freeman and Kitty Von Rose for today’s photo.

 

Transcript:

SCENE: Beautiful woman on a bed surrounded by Christmas presents.

WOMAN: Next year I wonder…should I buy more gifts…for someone…besides myself? Nah!

Photo ©2016 Allen Freeman Text ©2016 Last Kiss Inc

Model: Kitty Von Rose Photo: Allen Freeman
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SCENE: Beautiful woman on a bed surrounded by Christmas presents.

WOMAN: Next year I wonder…should I buy more gifts...for someone...besides myself? Nah!

Photo ©2016 Allen Freeman Text ©2016 Last Kiss Inc

Model: Kitty Von Rose Photo: Allen Freeman
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Santa’s Watching You

Santa’s Watching You

Happy Santa sightings and holiday joy from me, Mike Pascale and Diego Jourdan Pereira!  —John Lustig

1953 Artist: Tom Feelings. From the story “Blues” in ALL TRUE ROMANCE #14.

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SCENE: Santa’s in a doorway looking abashed as a woman changing her clothes in the room yells at him.

WOMAN: I don’t care if you’re a saint, Nick! You’re on my naughty list!

1953 Art: Tom Feelings Re-Creation: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Santa-fication & Holiday Miracles: Mike Pascale

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SCENE: Santa's in a doorway looking abashed as a woman changing her clothes in the room yells at him.

WOMAN: I don’t care if you’re a saint, Nick! You're on my naughty list!

1953 Art: Tom Feelings Re-Creation: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Santa-fication & Holiday Miracles: Mike Pascale

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Reindeer Mixup

Reindeer Mixup

Many thanks to my pal Mike Pascale for today’s “tasteful” gag!

1962 artist unknown. From the story “The Love that Failed” in FIRST KISS #25.

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SCENE: Elf (or man made up as one) talks to woman dressed as Mrs. Claus who is holding her head in her hand in despair.

ELF: You mean I was supposed to feed the reindeer…and cook the turkey?

1962 Artist Unknown Holiday Magic & Elfish Wit: Mike Pascale

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SCENE: Elf (or man made up as one) talks to woman dressed as Mrs. Claus who is holding her head in her hand in despair.

ELF: You mean I was supposed to feed the reindeer...and cook the turkey?

1962 Artist Unknown Holiday Magic & Elfish Wit: Mike Pascale

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