Use Your Bra-a-a-ins!

Use Your Bra-a-a-ins!

Don’t be a brainless zombie. Vote!!!

Courtesy of Mike Pascale and me.

Art by John Tartaglione from the story "To Stella with Love" in FIRST KISS #3, 1958.

Art by John Tartaglione from the story “To Stella with Love” in FIRST KISS #3, 1958.

Transcript:

SCENE: Woman looking back over her shoulder at a moaning zombie guy.

ZOMBIE: BRAAAINS??

WOMAN: Sorry, I’m using mine to vote!

1958 Art: John Tartaglione Non-Zombie Color: Allen Freeman
Zombification & Dead-On Dialogue: Mike Pascale

3.1.4.3Zombie

↓ Transcript
SCENE: Woman looking back over her shoulder at a moaning zombie guy.

ZOMBIE: BRAAAINS??

WOMAN: Sorry, I’m using mine to vote!

1958 Art: John Tartaglione Non-Zombie Color: Allen Freeman
Zombification & Dead-On Dialogue: Mike Pascale

3.1.4.3Zombie


Drink Time?

Drink Time?

Art by Vince Colletta Studio from the story "To Find My Love" in FIRST KISS #16, 1960.

Art by Vince Colletta Studio from the story “To Find My Love” in FIRST KISS #16, 1960.

Transcript:

SCENE: Dizzy woman with her hand to her head and her eyes closed as imaginary circles swirl around her.

WOMAN: If I had time for a drink…I wouldn’t need one so much!

1960 Art: Vince Colletta Studio Color: Allen Freeman

16.1.5.1

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SCENE: Dizzy woman with her hand to her head and her eyes closed as imaginary circles swirl around her.

WOMAN: If I had time for a drink…I wouldn’t need one so much!

1960 Art: Vince Colletta Studio Color: Allen Freeman

16.1.5.1


Gravity Attack

Gravity Attack

I can’t take full credit (or blame) for today’s comic. The heavy boobs gag was suggested by my wife (Shelagh.) I noodled with the wording a bit and added the line from the helpful guy in the background, but the basic, uh…thrust of the gag is all hers.

1958 art by Vince Colletta Studio from the story "Made for Romance" in FIRST KISS #4.

1958 art by Vince Colletta Studio from the story “Made for Romance” in FIRST KISS #4.

Transcript:

SCENE: Woman in an office with her head down on her desk as if she’s very tired. There’s a man coming through her office door.

WOMAN: Gravity attack! My boobs are…so heavy! Need help…fast!

MAN (singing): Here I come to save the day!

1958 Art: Vince Colletta Studio Color: Allen Freeman
Idea Suggested by Shelagh Lustig

4.2.3.6

↓ Transcript
SCENE: Woman in an office with her head down on her desk as if she's very tired. There's a man coming through her office door.

WOMAN: Gravity attack! My boobs are...so heavy! Need help...fast!

MAN (singing): Here I come to save the day!

1958 Art: Vince Colletta Studio Color: Allen Freeman
Idea Suggested by Shelagh Lustig

4.2.3.6