No Sex, Please! We’re Married!

No Sex, Please! We’re Married!

Although nearly all-powerful, even Superman couldn’t save Jimmy Olsen from disaster at moments like this!

Art by Bob Powell in the story "I Was the Loneliest Girl In School" from HI-SCHOOL ROMANCE #3, 1950

Art by Bob Powell in the story “I Was the Loneliest Girl In School” from HI-SCHOOL ROMANCE #3, 1950

Cheer Up

Cheer Up

Art by Vince Colletta Studio from the story "A Moment to Remember" in FIRST KISS #21, 1961.

Art by Vince Colletta Studio from the story “A Moment to Remember” in FIRST KISS #21, 1961.

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SCENE: Man walks off. Behind him a woman runs away crying.

MAN: Cheer up! At least only one of us is pregnant!

Art: Vince Colletta Studio Color: Allen Freeman

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Bucky’s Up for Chuck

Bucky’s Up for Chuck

Art by Reed Crandall from SMASH #24, 1941.

Art by Reed Crandall from SMASH #24, 1941.

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SCENE: Bucky is smiling in front of a roller coaster.

BUCKY: Watta great day! Dad and I ate chili dogs...twice! Once just before the roller- coaster! And then later...after we finished barfing!

1941 Art: Reed Crandall Re-Creation: Diego Jourdan Pereira

Life According to Bucky

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100-Percent Faithful

100-Percent Faithful

Artist unknown. From GREAT LOVER ROMANCE #16, 1954.

Artist unknown. From GREAT LOVER ROMANCE #16, 1954.

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WOMAN (with magenta hair & eyes): I’m 100- percent faithful to you...at least 50 percent of the time!

1954 Art: Artist Unknown Re-Creation: Diego Jourdan Pereira

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No Gay Sex?

No Gay Sex?

Art by Nick Cardy for the story "Good-Time Girl" in MY REAL LOVE #5, 1952.

Art by Nick Cardy for the story “Good-Time Girl” in MY REAL LOVE #5, 1952.

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SCENE: Young woman talking to a man.

WOMAN: Senator, you’re against gay sex?

SENATOR: For everyone else? Sure!

1952 Art: Nick Cardy Re-Creation: Allen Freeman

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