Wanted: One Time Machine

Wanted: One Time Machine

Below is the original 1960s First Kiss art.

And, yes, this woman is having one of those dreaded Big City Headaches! Eventually she moved to the country (which country I can’t say) and lives in a barn where she gave birth to three children. None of whom have any manners because…well, they were raised in a barn.

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WOMAN: I need a time machine! And I need it…yesterday!

Best Father’s Day Surprise—Ever!

Best Father’s Day Surprise—Ever!

Below is the original 1960s First Kiss art.

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SCENE: A man and woman are standing in front of a big body of water---probably a lake. The man motions towards the water.

MAN: Someday I’ll inherit Dad’s fortune! Marry me...and all this can be yours!

WOMAN: Gee! Couldn’t I just marry your dad and have it now?

Art by John Tartaglione
Color by Allen Freeman

Roses Are Red! This Verse Is…Pee-Yew!

Roses Are Red! This Verse Is…Pee-Yew!

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Roses are red!
(Except when they’re not.)

Violets are blue!
(Or rather, purple besot.)

Sugar is sweet!
(So it’s bad for my heart.)

And so are you!
(Oh, crud. Did I fart?)

Art: Charles Nicholas & Sal Trapani
Color: Allen Freeman

Sacred Sex

Sacred Sex

Here’s the original 1960’s First Kiss romance art…

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MAN: I’ve never had anyone scream “Thank God” so much during sex!

WOMAN: Well, I’m very religious!

Art by Vince Colletta Studio
Color by Dan McConnell

You Can’t Buy My Love

You Can’t Buy My Love

Below is the original 1960s First Kiss art:

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WOMAN: You can’t buy my love with expensive gifts!

MAN: So...you’d prefer cash?

Art by Vince Colletta Studio
Color by Allen Freeman