I’m a Gift! Unwrap Me Quick!

I’m a Gift! Unwrap Me Quick!

Below is the original 1960s art—featuring a theme that only makes sense if you have the IQ of mud…or possibly if you’re in love:

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MAN: I’ve got something big and hard for you!

WOMAN: It better be a diamond!

Art by Dick Giordano with possible assist by Vince Colletta.