No More Dumb Blondes

And here’s the original First Kiss art before it was colored and I rewrote the dialog:

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SCENE: Blonde woman and blond man smiling and talking to a brunette woman.

BLONDE WOMAN: We’re tired of people thinking of us as dumb blondes!

BLOND MAN: So we’re going to be dumb redheads instead!

Art by Vince Colletta Studio

Am I Me?

And here’s the original First Kiss art and dialog…

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WOMAN: I’ve lost track! Am I me or my evil twin?

Art by Vince Colletta Studio

A Full-Figured Fairy Tale

And here’s the original First Kiss art and dialog…

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SCENE: A woman brushes her hair as she looks into a mirror.

WOMAN: Mirror, mirror on the wall...Who has the best boob job of them all?

Art by Charles Nicholas & Vince Alascia

Pay Now! Live Maybe!

And here’s the original First Kiss art and dialog…

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WOMAN: So...I’m not dying?

DOCTOR: No! But,in case I’m wrong...Pay your bill on your way out!

Art by Vince Colletta Studio

Why Parents Worry

And here’s the original (First Kiss) art before I re-dialogued it and Allen modified and colored it.

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SCENE: A young man and you woman talk as an older woman looks on.

YOUNG MAN: A chaperone?

YOUNG WOMAN: Silly isn't it? And so unnecessary! I haven't gotten pregnant in months!

Art by Vince Colletta