Prepare to Takeoff

Happy New Year!

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SCENE: Male pilot kissing a woman at airport.

PILOT (thinking): Preflight warm up complete!

Art by Vince Colletta Studio

Cheaper Than Sex

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WOMAN #1: I’ve got it! Instead of having affairs... We’ll go shopping!

WOMAN #2: Of course! That’ll solve everything!

Art: Vince Colletta Studio

Sit Down for Love

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SCENE: Woman kissing a man.

WOMAN: At last I know...YOU really love me!

MAN (thinking): Gosh! All I did was
put the seat down!

Inked by Dick Giordano

Santa’s Extra-Naughty List

Happy holidays, everyone! I hope your next kiss is never your last!

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SANTA: Ready to get off the naughty list?

WOMAN (as she kisses Santa): Not quite!

Vintage art by Dick Giordano Santa-fication by Mike Pascale

Sexy Gifts from the North Pole

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Woman talking to an elf.

WOMAN: And remember! No more sex toys for Christmas…unless I get to use them!

Vintage art by Vince Colletta Studio Elfication by Mike Pascale