Lusty Explorer

To boldly go where no man has gone before…

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WOMAN: So, you’re an explorer? What’s your specialty?

MAN: Virgin territory!

Art by Vince Colletta Studio

No More Teachers! No More Books!

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SCENE: Boy and girl sitting on the steps of a house, kissing. There are some school books beside them.

BOY: No More Pencils! No More Books! No More Teacher's Dirty Looks!

GIRL: No more waiting! No parents home! My bra unhooks!

Art by the Vince Colletta Studio

Your Birthday and Me

See? I didn’t forget your birthday. I did this comic, (insert your name), just for you!

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SCENE: Man and woman dancing.

WOMAN: Silly me! I thought you forgot my birthday!

MAN (thinking): Birthday? Oh…crud! Now she’ll expect me to pay for dinner!

Dating for Dollars

Just because you’re not rich doesn’t mean you can’t date a rich man. Or at least a man named Rich. Better yet, a Richie Rich!

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WOMAN (talking to man): Me?
independently wealthy? Sure! Depending
on whom I’m dating!

Art by Vince Colletta Studio

Brutally, Modestly You!

Well, uh…first of all, you’re wonderful because…you’re so humble!

And you’re proud of that, aren’t you? Proud as a peacock. Completely unaware of how irritating that…uh, I mean…charming that is.

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WOMAN TO MAN: Be brutally honest! How wonderful am I?

Art by Dick Giordano (with possible inks by Vince Colletta)