Sushi Attack

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SCENE: Man is underwater and holding a knife. Rushing towards him is a shark.

CAPTION: How to prepare a romantic, sushi dinner--the Last Kiss way!

MAN (thinking): “Step One: Make sure your fish is fresh!”

Inks by Sal Trapani

How Old Should I Be?

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SCENE: Man is about to buy a ticked at the ticket booth of a movie theater.

MAN: Sure I’m a student! But I could
be a senior citizen...if that’s cheaper!

Art: Charles Nicholas & Vince Alascia

Job Interview—Passed!

I think if you’re office has deep purple walls, it’s a pretty good tip that something funny is going on.

Kissing? Sure, why not?

I mean, you’d have to keep your eyes shut just to keep from going blind or crazy in that room. So you might as well be kissing while you’re in there with your eyes closed!

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SCENE: A woman opens an office door and finds another woman and a man kissing passionately.

WOMAN (opening door): Oh, dear!
I see you’ve already picked
a secretary!

Art by Vince Colletta Studio

One Kiss, Two Questions!

In comic books, sometimes people just kiss.

But more often they think and kiss at the same time. They think about whether they’re kissing the right person. They think about whether they can pay the rent; pass their math test; or even conquer the universe.

Now maybe you do all those things when you kiss, but I don’t. Not if it’s a really good kiss.

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SCENE: Man and woman kissing on a tropical beach.

WOMAN (thinking): Is he the boy I'll love...forever?

MAN (thinking): Is she the girl who proves...I'm gay...forever?

Art by Vince Colletta Studio

Star Trekked?

In my comments here, I originally joked that this guy was probably in a hurry to get to his job as a marriage counselor. But–what do I know?

I’ve been bombarded by e-mails and Facebook comments that this man is obviously Captain James T. Kirk and that he’s rushing back to the starship Enterprise.

So I wrote a Star Trek joke–without realizing it? Okay. The guy does kinda look like Kirk. But–oh, uh, last night when I first posted this was William Shatner’s 80’s birthday?

Okay. I bow to the obvious. I’m more brilliant than I thought. This is a Star Trek joke!

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SCENE: Man walking away from a woman.

MAN: I don’t have time to apologize! Just send yourself some flowers and bill me!

Penciller unknown Re-inked and colored by Allen Freeman