Comic Book Lovers

Free cape and Major Nerd action figure with every purchase!

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SCENE, PANEL 1: Woman with finger on her chin stares at readers. In the background, a man looks on silently.

WOMAN: Ladies, do ordinary men disappoint you? Perhaps you need...a Comic Book Lover!

WOMAN (Again): desperate for dates with someone other than their moms, Comic lovers are eager to please!

SCENE, PANEL 2: Woman and man are now standing closely, facing each other and smiling.

WOMAN: Sure they have box after box! But they’ll
fill the ache in your heart…and every space in your house!

Art by Vince Colletta Studio Color by Allen Freeman
WOMAN (again): Order today and get two for the price of one!

CAPTION (under comic panels): We guarantee if you’re not satisfied...there’s something wrong with you!

Doggone Love

You’ll never sleep alone if you have a dog!

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SCENE: A man is holding a woman from behind her back. She looks back at him in distress.

MAN: I need love!

WOMAN: Buy a dog!

Art by Charles Nicholas & Vince Alascia Color by Allen Freeman

A Kiss without Kids

That’s some kiss!!!

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SCENE: A man and a woman embracing right after a kiss.

WOMAN: Gosh! I forgot the kids…for five whole seconds!

MAN: We've got kids?