Family Nicknames

Cute family nicknames are fun. After all, anyone can have an Uncle Fred. (I mean it. We’re giving ours away.)

But how many of you have an Uncle Stink Face? Ah hah! He sounds more interesting now–right? Suddenly, you want him.

(And you’re in luck! We’re still giving him away. Call now while supplies last and we’ll throw in Cousin Edwin or as we affectionately call him–That Sneaky Little Pervert.)

↓ Transcript
SCENE: Matronly woman sternly admonishes someone (whom we can't see.)

WOMAN: Stop calling me your “maiden aunt...”

WOMAN (again): And I’ll stop calling you my slutty niece!

WOMAN (again): Deal?

Art by Vince Colletta Studio