Actually, this comic is in 3D. You just need to stare at it for a few hours (without blinking) to see it properly. Whoops! You blinked! Better start over…
Dear Future Celebrities:
Good news. You can become famous quickly and ridiculously easy. Here’s how:
Just do something outrageous. Do it in public. Throw in a bit of stupidity and sex (or violence) and — bingo. Instant fame. Enjoy it…while it lasts!
Or you can do something worthwhile. If you get famous for that then great! If not, well…at least you won’t be a total jerk!
So much to read–so many ways to not have time to read it!
(But, sure! I would love an iPad.)
Sticks and stones may break my bones, but…
–words will never hurt me. However, I’ll still sue for libel!
–oh, crap! The pain! Make it stop!
–I carry a gun! So back off, punk!
–my words are sharp and you’re a pincushion…waiting to get stuck!
–but a little, light bondage might be fun!
“By the pound, I’ve overpaid! My kisses deserve a better grade…of prime rib — USDA!”
