Deluxe Lip Service

I could save a bundle tipping this way!

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SCENE: A woman stands in the doorway of a hotel room, looking in with displeasure as man inside kisses someone (could be a woman or a man) who is apparently a hotel employee.

WOMAN (thinks): Oh, honey! can’t you just tip for room service like everyone else?

MAN: (thinks): Hmm! Four-star service indeed!