Leprechaun Love

Why I’m celebrating St. Patrick’s Day this year–with extra gusto:

Twenty-five years ago on St. Patrick’s Day, my wife went insane. Instead of screaming and running out of the church, she married me. So St. Pat’s Day is always a major event in our home. This year we’re celebrating a quarter century of Shelagh having a lapse in judgment and somehow being happily married to me. So far, so good

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CAPTION: Breakfast Cereal Theater presents: Leprechaun Love -- a tale of sugar-coated romance!

WOMAN (EMBRACING MAN): You’re always after me lucky charms!

MAN (EMBRACING WOMAN): they’re magically delicious!