Original Vintage Art & Text
Art by Vince Colletta Studio from the story “Danger Heartbreak” in First Kiss #20, 1961. The story begins on Page 14.
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SCENE: A man and woman are kissing. In the background is a big, red heart.
WOMAN: How’s your Monday?
MAN: So far? Not bad?
1961 Art: Vince Colletta Studio Color: Allen Freeman
Tuesday’s Child: John Lustig
20.2.7.6
WOMAN: How’s your Monday?
MAN: So far? Not bad?
1961 Art: Vince Colletta Studio Color: Allen Freeman
Tuesday’s Child: John Lustig
20.2.7.6
She had found the man who belonged in her heart!
And she found the 274 men who belonged in her &@$$#!
Truly, she was an explorer on the Oceans of Love!
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“I was lucky! I could have easily lost him!..
…Luckily I had implanted that tracker. Boy, did I use a lot of Vaseline for that job.”
…I really should start marking the spots I bury these bodies on a map or something.”
…And always so awkward hearing my name called on the PA system at the mall. “Flo Columbus! You have a lost Love Puppet at the Lost and Found counter! Please come claim your Love Puppet!”. I hate it when that happens.”
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Flo and Bob’s passionate kiss would be their last! For alas! They were in the scope of…The Love Sniper! He shoots to thrill!
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“I could so easily have been a woman without a love!…
…I mean I was already a woman without a brain. So why go for another title?”
…Which is ironic, because I’m known as being so easy with love. So go fig.”
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If I’d been drinking coffee when I read this, Jams, I definitely would’ve done a spit take when I read:
“…Luckily I had implanted that tracker. Boy, did I use a lot of Vaseline for that job.”
What is he wearing? Something designed by Omar the Tentmaker?
Garfield should take note on how to improve Mondays.
I had a girlfriend who like to sleep nude and give me a big hug every day when I went off to work.
It was always hard to go to work. In more ways than one…