Men, there’s only one way to stay in control of your own destiny. It’s called a “TV remote control.”
Guard it. Protect it. Keep it nearby and you control…the universe!
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SCENE: Woman in foreground. In background, a sad man with a pipe.
WOMAN: So you agree I’m right?
MAN (thinking): Must say yes! She's too powerful...as long as she has the TV remote!
WOMAN: So you agree I’m right?
MAN (thinking): Must say yes! She's too powerful...as long as she has the TV remote!
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