As this three-part sequence has progressed the question I’ve been asked most is…is that guy Aquaman? Answer–no! I know he’s blond and he’s wearing orange, but I can’t understand how anyone could mistake him for Aquaman.

Instead, he’s Aquaman’s cousin (They’re identical cousins in every way!) AquaJerk! All the bad “Aquaman” comics you’ve ever read? They actually featured AquaJerk instead!

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PANEL 1: Man kissing woman at the beach.

MAN (thinking): One kiss is all it takes! From now on, she’ll be incapable of thinking...of anyone except me!

PANEL 2:
WOMAN (thinking): Gosh! This reminds me...I’ve got to get the dog neutered!