Easy Ways to Get Superpowers!
Original Vintage Art & Text:
Art by Vince Colletta Studio from the story “Reckless Romance” in First Kiss #30, Feb. 1963. Published by Charlton. Click link to see entire original comic book for free on ComicBookPlus.
Mildred Inksplat, Part 1
This is an adaption of a two-parter that I originally did for Comics Buyer’s Guide back in 2004. It appears here in color for the first time and with a new opening caption and some minor edits. Part 2 will appear this Friday.
–John
Original Vintage Art & Text
Inked by Dick Giordano. From the story “My Foolish Heart” in First Kiss #21, July 1961. Charlton Comics.
Inked by Dick Giordano. From the story “My Foolish Heart” in First Kiss #21, July 1961. Charlton Comics.
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↓ Transcript
CAPTION: "Hello, I’m Mildred Inksplat--sexy scholar of comic book wisdom! I'm here today to discuss Batman’s most famous utterance: “Criminals are a superstitious, cowardly lot!”*
MILDRED: What did Batman really mean by that? My research shows that Most criminals are... men! So obviously batman is saying......men are more likely to be cowardly, superstitious and dishonest than women! Oh, No! Does that offend you? I’m sincerely sorry! And do you know why? Because I’m a woman, you clod! I’m considerate! I care! if I was a man I'd never be this %$#@ sensitive!
Friday, In Part 2 of 2: Mildred Gets Even More %$#@ Sensitive!
1961 Inks: Dick Giordano Silly, Sensitive & Slightly Superstitious: John Lustig
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MILDRED: What did Batman really mean by that? My research shows that Most criminals are... men! So obviously batman is saying......men are more likely to be cowardly, superstitious and dishonest than women! Oh, No! Does that offend you? I’m sincerely sorry! And do you know why? Because I’m a woman, you clod! I’m considerate! I care! if I was a man I'd never be this %$#@ sensitive!
Friday, In Part 2 of 2: Mildred Gets Even More %$#@ Sensitive!
1961 Inks: Dick Giordano Silly, Sensitive & Slightly Superstitious: John Lustig
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21.5.2Short.Clear
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Sob Sister: The Tear-Stained Superhero!
Original Vintage Art & Text
Pencils by Dick Giordano (with inks by either Giordano or Vince Colletta) from the story “Letter from Long Ago” in First Kiss #6, Nov. 1958. Published by Charlton Comics.
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SCENE: Cyndi Snifflepod---the superhero known as "Sob Sister"---is talking with her boyfriend.
CAPTION: Bitten by a radioactive shoe salesman, Cyndi Snifflepod undergoes a strange transformation! Whenever she cries, Cyndi becomes Sob Sister…the world’s mightiest bargain hunter!
SOB SISTER: Quick! the orphans need new clothes! Make me...suffer!
BOYFRIEND: Why bother?a fat failure like you...can’t help anyone!
CAPTION: Instantly, Cindy's tough persona dissolves into a tear-streaked super shopper feared in retail outlets across the galaxy...Sob Sister!
SCENE: Boyfriend comforts Sob Sister as she cries.
BOYFRIEND: My poor darling! No bargain is worth this much pain!
SOB SISTER: You’re
right! (Sniff) m-maybe you could....do the shopping for me!
SCENE: Silent panel.
BOYFRIEND: Don’t let the door hit you on your way out, Blubber Butt!
Pencils: Dick Giordano Color Allen Freeman ©Last Kiss Inc. 2009
A Crying Shame: John Lustig
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CAPTION: Bitten by a radioactive shoe salesman, Cyndi Snifflepod undergoes a strange transformation! Whenever she cries, Cyndi becomes Sob Sister…the world’s mightiest bargain hunter!
SOB SISTER: Quick! the orphans need new clothes! Make me...suffer!
BOYFRIEND: Why bother?a fat failure like you...can’t help anyone!
CAPTION: Instantly, Cindy's tough persona dissolves into a tear-streaked super shopper feared in retail outlets across the galaxy...Sob Sister!
SCENE: Boyfriend comforts Sob Sister as she cries.
BOYFRIEND: My poor darling! No bargain is worth this much pain!
SOB SISTER: You’re
right! (Sniff) m-maybe you could....do the shopping for me!
SCENE: Silent panel.
BOYFRIEND: Don’t let the door hit you on your way out, Blubber Butt!
Pencils: Dick Giordano Color Allen Freeman ©Last Kiss Inc. 2009
A Crying Shame: John Lustig
6.1.2.1-2
Super Duper Dates
More Last Kiss fun from Tony Isabella & Diego Jourdan Pereira!
Original Vintage Art & Text
Art by Vince Colletta from the story “Involuntary Bride” from First Kiss #40, Jan. 1965.
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Original Vintage Art & Text
Inks by Vince Colletta from the story “Party Girl!” in First Kiss #4, July 1958. Published by Charlton.
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