by John | Oct 14, 2021 | Uncategorized
Today’s Last Kiss photo comic is adapted from a photo by Michael Jasmine on Unsplash.
Transcript:
SCENE: A bunch of skulls piled up in front of a window. They’re looking outwards.
SKULL #1: Wow! Look at the brainpan on that babe! Hubba hubba!
SKULL #2: I wanna jump her bones!
SKULL #3: I’d be head over heels in love–if I had heels!
Photo by Michael Jasmund Text & Lettering: John Lustig
michael-jasmund-5O-71bAHnn8-unsplash
↓ TranscriptSCENE: A bunch of skulls piled up in front of a window. They're looking outwards.
SKULL #1: Wow! Look at the brainpan on that babe! Hubba hubba!
SKULL #2: I wanna jump her bones!
SKULL #3: I’d be head over heels in love--if I had heels!
Photo by Michael Jasmund Text & Lettering: John Lustig
michael-jasmund-5O-71bAHnn8-unsplash
by John | Oct 10, 2021 | Uncategorized
From now through the rest of the month, I’m going to be featuring a lot of Halloween and horror humor. So if you’re feeling squeamish, close your eyes!
Today’s Last Kiss photo comic is adapted from a photo by
Dollar Gill on Unsplash.
(Yeah. I added a snow blizzard to the original.)
Transcript:
SCENE: Skull-faced figure with long hair looks out towards us. The creature is wearing an orange, hooded sweatshirt with the hood up. It’s snowing.
SKULLFACE: Hi. I’m Darla. I sat behind you in Home Room. Remember telling me to drop dead? And that you wouldn’t date me ’til Hell froze over? Well… guess what?!!
Dialogue & Lettering: John Lustig
↓ TranscriptSCENE: Skull-faced figure with long hair looks out towards us. The creature is wearing an orange, hooded sweatshirt with the hood up. It's snowing.
SKULLFACE: Hi. I'm Darla. I sat behind you in Home Room. Remember telling me to drop dead? And that you wouldn't date me 'til Hell froze over? Well... guess what?!!
Adapted from a photo by Dollar Gill on Unsplash.
https://unsplash.com/photos/vEoNuyoy9cw
https://unsplash.com/@dollargill
Dialogue & Lettering: John Lustig
https://unsplash.com/@dollargill
by John | Apr 1, 2021 | Uncategorized
Happy Easter!
Transcript:
SCENE: Five Easter Island statues.
STATUE #1: Linus lied! The Great Pumpkin isn’t coming!
STATUE #2: We were blockheads to wait for him instead of our true lord!
STATUE #3, 4 & 5 (shout): All hail the Easter Bunny!
CAPTION: The Rocky History of Easter Island
Based on a photo by Yoko Correia Nishimiya
↓ TranscriptSCENE: Five Easter Island statues.
STATUE #1: Linus lied! The Great Pumpkin isn’t coming!
STATUE #2: We were blockheads to wait for him instead of our true lord!
STATUE #3, 4 & 5 (shout): All hail the Easter Bunny!
CAPTION: The Rocky History of Easter Island
Based on a photo by Yoko Correia Nishimiya
by John | Feb 14, 2021 | Uncategorized
You can still vote for Last Kiss model Felina Vie in Inked Magazine’s cover girl contest. (You’ll need a Facebook account to sign in to vote.) Vote for free once every 24 hours. Thanks!
Transcript:
President Abe Lincoln: I’m finally in a comic? Really? And it’s…Last Kiss?!! So no superhero suit? No cape? What’ll I tell Mary? I promised her we’d play Caped Crusader and First Lady tonight!
Happy President’s Day!
↓ TranscriptPresident Abe Lincoln: I’m finally in a comic? Really? And it’s…Last Kiss?!! So no superhero suit? No cape? What’ll I tell Mary? I promised her we’d play Caped Crusader and First Lady tonight!
Happy President’s Day!
by John | Feb 7, 2021 | Uncategorized
Just a quick reminder that you can still vote for Last Kiss model Felina Vie in Inked Magazine’s cover girl contest. (You’ll need a Facebook account to sign in to vote.) You can vote for free once every 24 hours. Thanks!
Transcript:
SCENE: Woman with horns barring a window.
WOMAN: So, horny women scare you? Too bad…
Model: Felina Vie Photo: Allen Freeman Text: John Lustig
Felina-Standing-With-Horns
↓ TranscriptSCENE: Woman with horns barring a window.
WOMAN: So, horny women scare you? Too bad…
Model: Felina Vie Photo: Allen Freeman Text: John Lustig
Felina-Standing-With-Horns
