Carpenter Lust

Carpenter Lust

This one’s for the carpenter’s out there. In fact, so’s this one.

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SCENE: A man who appears to be a carpenter is kissing a woman.

CARPENTER: I framed! I sawed!

WOMAN: You conquered!

Art by Charles Nicholas & Dick Giordano

Prepare to Takeoff

Prepare to Takeoff

Happy New Year!

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SCENE: Male pilot kissing a woman at airport.

PILOT (thinking): Preflight warm up complete!

Art by Vince Colletta Studio
aviation

Goodnight! Watta Kiss!

Goodnight! Watta Kiss!

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SCENE: Girl and guy kissing:

GIRL: A goodnight kiss? Sure! We can try! But...I usually end up kissing good morning instead!

Art by Vince Colletta Studio

Wedding Wow

Wedding Wow

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SCENE: Bride and groom kissing.

BRIDE: Gee!I've never kissed a married man before!

Come Closer! No…Closer!

Come Closer! No…Closer!

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WOMAN: Sure! I’ll tell you if you’re too close…if my tongue’s not too busy inside your mouth!

Inks by Dick Giordano