That’s Right! Be Happy?
Also available (and funny) in German.
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WOMAN: I know I’m right! But...gosh! I’d
rather be happy!
Art by the Vince Colletta Studio
rather be happy!
Art by the Vince Colletta Studio
Love Yourself
The “Widow Miss Muffet” storyline resumes tomorrow and wraps up Friday. In the meantime, here’s another mini-tribute to the artist of that saga and today’s comic, the late Dick Giordano.
“…Detective #457…showed me how much Dick Giordano was responsible for the greatness of those Neal Adams comics that I thought Dick had been ‘just inking’. This was a comic drawn with beautiful realism, perfect line work, dramatic lighting, phenomenally beautiful women, and all the things that made those Neal comics wonderful, only Neal wasn’t around for this issue. It turned out DICK WAS THE GUY who had been doing much of that all along. And there was a subtle difference in the storytelling. It was somehow more accessible, more “readable”, more directly told, than I was used to from this familiar style, and in many ways I LIKED IT BETTER!”
–Ty Templeton at http://tytempletonart.wordpress.com/2010/03/29/sad-to-hear-about-dick-giordano-passing-away/
Sprechen Sie Deutsch? To read Last Kiss comics in German click here.
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WOMAN: Being happy is easy! Just love yourself…preferably several times a day…with rechargeable batteries!
A World without Men?
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SCENE: A young woman is crying. An older woman has her arm around the young woman and is comforting her.
YOUNG WOMAN: Happy...without a man? I didn’t know it was an option!
YOUNG WOMAN: Happy...without a man? I didn’t know it was an option!
Let’s Hear It for…Me!
Is clone love right for you? Take this simple test (twice) and find out:
–If you marry a clone of yourself and you end up getting a divorce, who gets custody of your ego?
–If you fall out of love with yourself, who’s fault is it?
–If you sue yourself, who wins–besides your lawyers?
If you answered any of these questions then you have too much free time and are probably gullible enough to fall for this scheme. So order your clone today! Just send me a DNA sample and a blank check! Then allow six to eight weeks for instant satisfaction!
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SCENE: A man is on a theater stage facing an adoring crowd of applauding people. He has his arms upraised and is obviously enjoying the applause.
MAN (thinking): I’m so cool! I’d marry myself...if it weren’t for those darn cloning laws!
MAN (thinking): I’m so cool! I’d marry myself...if it weren’t for those darn cloning laws!
You’re Amazing, Grace!
Grace Von Tramp (aka “Amazing Grace”) knows that the secret to happiness is to love herself. Unfortunately, after a few instances of stalking and loving herself too vigorously, a restraining order was necessary.
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SCENE: Woman brushing her hair as she looks at herself in a mirror.
WOMAN: I’m so fabulous! I even amaze myself!
WOMAN: I’m so fabulous! I even amaze myself!
