I’ll Get You, My Pretty!

I’ll Get You, My Pretty!

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SCENE: Witch flying on a broomstick. Flying monkey, jack-o'lantern/pumpkin. Monster.

WITCH: Dorothy asked me if I’m a “good witch? or a bad witch?” I wasn’t sure. But I invited her for lunch! And guess what? She was delicious! And her little dog too! So question answered: I’m not a bad witch! I’m a gourmet Witch!

CAPTION: An Alternative Ending to The Wizard of Oz

Art: Bewitching AI L. Frank Baum’s Love Child: John Lustig

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World’s Worst Halloween Costume

World’s Worst Halloween Costume

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Last Kiss Presents:
Obscure Halloween Hero #1
SCENE: A talking toilet.

CAPTION: Robbie’s toilet costume was a big, splashy success at the office Halloween party. Tragically, it was simply too realistic when he used the Men’s Room.

ROBBIE/TOILET: N-o-o-o! What are you doing? Don’t point that thing at me!!!

Art: Allen Freeman & AI Toilet Plunger: John Lustig

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