You Remind Me of Mom

You Remind Me of Mom

Artist unknown. From the story "Queen of the Killers" in CRIMES BY WOMEN #14, 1950.

Artist unknown. From the story “Queen of the Killers” in CRIMES BY WOMEN #14, 1950.

 
Transcript:

SCENE: A pipe-smoking man.

MAN: You remind me of my mom! She kisses with her mouth closed too!
Artist Unknown Restoration & Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira

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SCENE: A pipe-smoking man.

MAN: You remind me of my mom! She kisses with her mouth closed too!
Artist Unknown Restoration & Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira

©2015 Last Kiss Inc
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Kissing Women

Kissing Women

Art by Vince Colletta from the story "Involuntary Bride" in FIRST KISS #40, 1965.

Art by Vince Colletta from the story “Involuntary Bride” in FIRST KISS #40, 1965.

 
Transcript:

SCENE: Man kissing woman.

MAN: Wow! The guys were right! Kissing a woman is different!
Art: Vince Colletta Restoration & Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
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SCENE: Man kissing woman.

MAN: Wow! The guys were right! Kissing a woman is different!
Art: Vince Colletta Restoration & Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
©2015 Last Kiss Inc
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Crazy About You

Crazy About You

Art by Vince Colletta Studio from the story "My Outlaw Lover" in FIRST KISS #20.

Art by Vince Colletta Studio from the story “My Outlaw Lover” in FIRST KISS #20, 1961.

Inspiration doesn’t always strike like lightning. Sometimes it just sort of throbs and nags—sorta like a headache. At least it did for this gag.

Below is my original version of today’s gag—which some of you saw before I changed and re-posted it. I wasn’t really happy with it, but couldn’t come up with anything better—for awhile. After some agonizing, though, I came up with the newer version (see top image) which I think is crisper and funnier.

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Transcript:

SCENE: Woman desperately trying to embrace an unhappy looking man.

WOMAN: Good news! My shrink says, I’m not crazy about everything! Just you!

Art: Vince Colletta Studio Re-ink & Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira

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SCENE: Woman desperately trying to embrace an unhappy looking man.

WOMAN: Good news! My shrink says, I’m not crazy about everything! Just you!

Art: Vince Colletta Studio Re-ink & Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira

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Enchanted Frog Prince?

Enchanted Frog Prince?

I thought there was magic in the air. But it was just the air freshener.

Artist unknown. From "My Kisses Were Cheap" in DIARY LOVES #5, 1950.

Artist unknown. From “My Kisses Were Cheap” in DIARY LOVES #5, 1950.

 
Transcript:

SCENE: A red-headed woman is lying in bed crying.

WOMAN (thinking): He said he was an enchanted prince! But he was really a horny toad!

Artist Unknown Restoration & Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira

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SCENE: A red-headed woman is lying in bed crying.

WOMAN (thinking): He said he was an enchanted prince! But he was really a horny toad!

Artist Unknown Restoration & Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira

©2015 Last Kiss Inc

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Be Happy

Be Happy

Art by Vince Colletta Studio from the story "Playin' It Cool" in FIRST KISS #12, 1960.

Art by Vince Colletta Studio from the story “Playin’ It Cool” in FIRST KISS #12, 1960.

 
Transcript:

WOMAN: Gay isn’t a choice…But happy is!

Art: Vince Colletta Studio Color: Allen Freeman
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WOMAN: Gay isn’t a choice...But happy is!

Art: Vince Colletta Studio Color: Allen Freeman
©2014 Last Kiss Inc
12.1.5.4