Pavlov’s Secretary

Artist unknown. From the story "My Kisses Were Cheap" in DIARY LOVES #5, 1950.

Artist unknown. From the story “My Kisses Were Cheap” in DIARY LOVES #5, 1950.

Professor Ivan Pavlov trains a new secretary—and future ex-wife.

Meanwhile, back in the present…
See the revamped version of this art and with new, funny dialogue in today’s Last Kiss Comic.

Not Enough Cat Videos

Not Enough Cat Videos

Meanwhile, back in 1951…
See the original 1951 art and dialogue for today’s Last Kiss webcomic here.

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SCENE: Woman looking at a computer screen.

WOMAN: Oh, no! I can’t find anything...to distract me from work!

Art: Bill Ward Restoration & Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira

©2014 Last Kiss Inc
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Sexpert

Sexpert

Okay, you’re a reporter (in the original art) and you concoct a fake story about your boyfriend (a junior lawyer at a big law firm.) You make it sound like he’s the real legal genius–and not his boss. So, which of the following do you think will happen?

A. Your boyfriend’s boss offers him a partnership and a big raise.

B. Your boyfriend is fired and hates you.

C. Your editor at the newspaper fires you.

D. Your boyfriend AND you are both fired. Your boyfriend hates you. And you’re a loser!

E. You’re hired by Fox News and date Sean Hannity.

Artist unknown. Art from Ten-Story Love #204, 1955

Artist unknown. Art from Ten-Story Love #204, 1955.

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SCENE: Woman sitting at a desk, holding a piece of paper and a pencil. She's thinking.

WOMAN: Gotta pump up my resume! Should I add sex kitten…or porn star?

Art: Ken Rice Restoration & Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira

©2013 Last Kiss Inc
Ten-Story Love204.5.1
or Ten-Story Love204.6.1

VP in charge of brown-nosing

VP in charge of brown-nosing

Just so you know, in my version of reality Miss Foster quit the Left-Handed Paper Clip Company later that year.

She then started her own corporation, Digital Paper Clips (“For all your digital paper needs.”)

She eventually sold the company; married a Mr. Robinson (briefly); and invested half her money in plastics and the rest in an online dating service called Cougars.R.Us.com

She is much richer and happier than you.

Original art (left) from First Kiss #4 (1958.)

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SCENE: Older man smoking a cigar is talking two a man and a woman. Although we don't see the background, it's apparently in an office or work setting.

OLDER MAN: Bob’s in charge of brown nosing! And you’re
in charge of doing all the actual work!

Art: Vince Colleta Studio
Cleanup: Heather Chesnut
Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira

The Perfect Boss?

The Perfect Boss?

Or, put another way: One of us is wrong! If you think it’s you, then you’re right!

The original, 1959 romance art is below…

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SCENE: Woman in a car has her eyes closed as man outside the car talks to her sternly.

MAN: One of us is wrong! And, since I’m the boss, it’s you!

Art by Charles Nicholas & Vince Alascia
Color by Allen Freeman