The New Sexretary

I think if you’re office has deep purple walls, it’s a pretty good tip that something funny is going on.

Kissing? Sure, why not?

I mean, you’d have to keep your eyes shut just to keep from going blind or crazy in that room. So you might as well be kissing while you’re in there with your eyes closed!

Art by Vince Colletta Studio from the story “Office Party” in FIRST KISS #16, 1960.

 

 

Transcript:

SCENE: A brunette opens an office door and discovers a man and a woman (a redhead) kissing inside.

BRUNETTE: Oh, dear! I see you’ve already picked a secretary!

REDHEAD (thinking): I can get paid for this? Cool!

1960 Art: Vince Colletta Studio New Color: Allen Freeman

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SCENE: A brunette opens an office door and discovers a man and a woman (a redhead) kissing inside.

BRUNETTE: Oh, dear! I see you’ve already picked a secretary!

REDHEAD (thinking): I can get paid for this? Cool!

1960 Art: Vince Colletta Studio New Color: Allen Freeman

16.5.4.5

An Exciting, New Position

Art by Oscar Novelle in JUST MARRIED #56, 1968.

 

Transcript:

SCENE: Man and woman talking, smiling at each other.

WOMAN: So, you wanna hire me?

MAN: Yes! I know the perfect position for you!

WOMAN: Just one?

1958 Art: Oscar Novelle Re-Creation: Diego Jourdan Pereira

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↓ Transcript
SCENE: Man and woman talking, smiling at each other.

WOMAN: So, you wanna hire me?

MAN: Yes! I know the perfect position for you!

WOMAN: Just one?

1958 Art: Oscar Novelle Re-Creation: Diego Jourdan Pereira

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Motherly Anticipation

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Happy Almost Mother’s Day!

Vintage art & text.

Art by Vince Colletta Studio from the story Loves Lovely Mirage” in FIRST KISS #36, 1964.

 

Transcript:

SCENE 1: Baby in a pile of cartoony love hearts.

CAPTION: With a mere 26 weeks to go, new mom-to-be Eva Eveready experiences an early case of nesting instinct that won’t quit!

SCENE: A young woman named Eva is painting a house and mowing the grass.

EVA: Only 8,769 things left to do! I can’t wait to have the baby…so I can relax!

Are you a mom? If so, you may be too busy to read this comic!

Baby Art: maivi 1964 Panel Art: Vince Colletta Studio Color: Allen Freeman @2020 Last Kiss Inc

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↓ Transcript
SCENE 1: Baby in a pile of cartoony love hearts.

CAPTION: With a mere 26 weeks to go, new mom-to-be Eva Eveready experiences an early case of nesting instinct that won’t quit!

SCENE: A young woman named Eva is painting a house and mowing the grass.

EVA: Only 8,769 things left to do! I can’t wait to have the baby...so I can relax!

Are you a mom? If so, you may be too busy to read this comic!

Baby Art: maivi 1964 Panel Art: Vince Colletta Studio Color: Allen Freeman @2020 Last Kiss Inc

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Retiring Fashions

Art by Al Bare from the story “I Was a Snob” from LOVE LIFE #1, 1961.

Transcript:

SCENE: Two rich, heavy-set women (wearing expensive jewelry and furs).

WOMAN #1: After we retire, every day will be casual Friday!

WOMAN #2: Finally! I can stop wearing underwear!

1951 Art: Al Bare Re-Creation: Diego Jourdan Pereira

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SCENE: Two rich, heavy-set women (wearing expensive jewelry and furs).

WOMAN #1: After we retire, every day will be casual Friday!


WOMAN #2: Finally! I can stop wearing underwear!

1951 Art: Al Bare Re-Creation: Diego Jourdan Pereira

DJP.lk286 & Love Life #1.5.6

Apprentice Trophy Wife Comic

Trophy Wife?

Apprentice Trophy Wife Comic

Art by John Tartaglione from the story “The Sea Green Eyes!” from First Kiss #5, 1958.

 

 

Transcript: 

WOMAN (talking to a man): My career goal? Trophy wife! But I’ll settle for trophy secretary…for now!

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Art by John Tartaglione from the story “The Sea Green Eyes!” from First Kiss #5, 1958.

↓ Transcript
WOMAN (talking to a man): My career goal? Trophy wife! But I’ll settle for trophy secretary…for now!

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Art by John Tartaglione from the story “The Sea Green Eyes!” from First Kiss #5, 1958.