Today's Last Kiss Comic: No Excuses

No Excuses

Today's Last Kiss Comic: No Excuses

The secret to happiness? Be positive. Don’t let little things like death stop you from achieving your goals!

My thanks to Allen Freeman for another great Halloween-themed photo. Want more fun? Check out model Félicité L’or on FacebookInstagram, and Twitter.

 

Transcript:

SCENE: Bride sitting in a cemetery.

BRIDE: No excuses! Dead or alive, we’re getting married!

Model: Félicité L’or Photo: Allen Freeman
Text ©2019 Last Kiss Inc. Photo: ©2019 Allen Freeman

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SCENE: Bride sitting in a cemetery.

BRIDE: No excuses! Dead or alive, we're getting married!

Model: Félicité L'or Photo: Allen Freeman
Text ©2019 Last Kiss Inc. Photo: ©2019 Allen Freeman



Today's Last Kiss

Breaking Up Is So Hard to Do

Today's Last Kiss

Here’s another fun, horror photo by awesome Allen Freeman that I dialogued for Halloween. Want more fun? Check out model Ginger Fatale’s Facebook page.

More sexy, horror-humor is coming up for Halloween. So, I hope you come back for the boos.

 

Transcript:

SCENE: Woman lying on top of a tombstone that says “Fatale.”

WOMAN: You said we should break up! But you were…dead wrong!

Model: Ginger Fatale Photo: Allen Freeman
Text ©2019 Last Kiss Inc. Photo: ©2019 Allen Freeman

↓ Transcript
SCENE: Woman lying on top of a tombstone that says "Fatale."

WOMAN: You said we should break up! But you were...dead wrong!

Model: Ginger Fatale Photo: Allen Freeman
Text ©2019 Last Kiss Inc. Photo: ©2019 Allen Freeman


Hurry Up and Marry Me

Today’s Last Kiss comic is an updated version of a comic that originally appeared in Comics Buyer’s Guide.

Art by Vince Colletta Studio from the story “I Chose Heartbreak” in FIRST KISS #37, 1964.

 

Transcript:

SCENE, Panel 1: Airport scene. Woman talking to a man in a pilot’s uniform.

WOMAN: Let’s get married right away–before you change your mind!

MAN: Sure! But first I’ve gotta watch…

SCENE, Panel 2: Same man and woman in silhouette talking.

MAN: ..an Army training film! Apparently sex is more complicated when two people are involved!

WOMAN: Don’t worry, darling! You won’t be that involved!

1964 Art: Vince Colletta Studio ©2012 Last Kiss Inc.

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Art by Vince Colletta Studio from the story “I Chose Heartbreak” in FIRST KISS #37, 1964.

↓ Transcript
SCENE, Panel 1: Airport scene. Woman talking to a man in a pilot's uniform.

WOMAN: Let’s get married right away--before you change your mind!

MAN: Sure! But first I’ve gotta watch...


SCENE, Panel 2: Same man and woman in silhouette talking.

MAN: ..an Army training film! Apparently sex is more complicated when two people are involved!

WOMAN: Don’t worry, darling! You won’t be that involved!

1964 Art: Vince Colletta Studio ©2012 Last Kiss Inc.

37.1.10.1-2

Art by Vince Colletta Studio from the story "I Chose Heartbreak" in FIRST KISS #37, 1964.

Wedding Sex

Art by Vince Colletta from the story “Involuntary Bride” from FIRST KISS #40, 1965.

 

Transcript:

SCENE: A smiling bride is preparing for her wedding ceremony and is being helped by an older woman with pins in her mouth.

BRIDE: Stuff in common? Sure! We both love sex!

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Art by Vince Colletta from the story “Involuntary Bride” from FIRST KISS #40, 1965.

↓ Transcript
SCENE: A smiling bride is preparing for her wedding ceremony and is being helped by an older woman with pins in her mouth.

BRIDE: Stuff in common? Sure! We both love sex!

DJP.lk267 FK40.6.4.4
Art by Vince Colletta from the story "Involuntary Bride" from FIRST KISS #40, 1965.

Weekend Wedding? Wahoo!

Unsigned, but possibly by Charles Nicholas & Vince Colletta. From the cover of BRIDES IN LOVE #10, 1958.

 

Transcript:

SCENE: Smiling groom carrying his smiling bride over the threshold.

BRIDE: At last…something to do on the weekend!

1958 Penciller: Charles Nicholas? Inker: Vince Colletta

Re-Creation: Diego Jourdan Pereira

Unsigned, but possibly by Charles Nicholas & Vince Colletta. From the cover of BRIDES IN LOVE #10, 1958

Art Code: DJP.lk7

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SCENE: Smiling groom carrying his smiling bride over the threshold.

BRIDE: At last…something to do on the weekend!

1958 Penciller: Charles Nicholas? Inker: Vince Colletta


Re-Creation: Diego Jourdan Pereira

Unsigned, but possibly by Charles Nicholas & Vince Colletta. From the cover of BRIDES IN LOVE #10, 1958

Art Code: DJP.lk7