I’m at the San Diego Comic Con this week Booth #2302. Details here.

According to medieval legends, virgins have one super power: the ability to capture unicorns. Alas, unicorns are in short supply these days.

Personally I blame global warming. And perhaps the Japanese. (Hey, they kill whales! How much harder would unicorns be?)

In any event, without an ample supply of unicorns, our country’s moral purity is at stake. No unicorns equals no virgins. It’s that simple.

So forget about sex education and vows of chastity. The U.S. government needs to launch a Department of Unicorn Development. I’m willing to take charge of this effort. Just send me $100 billion and a few alleged virgins for unicorn bait. I’ll do the rest.

I have to admit, I have no idea what PMS Woman’s super powers really are. Any ideas? If you’ve got suggestions and want to share them with me and other readers, you can post them on GoComics here in the comments section.

GoComics will purge comments which are considered offensive. So don’t go nuts, but definitely have fun!

Sob Sister is obviously one of those people who thrives on misery. But at least she gets a super power out of it. The downside is that her version of Kryptonite is being happy. Give her a big box of chocolates or a passionate kiss…and she feels weak. A Sex and the City marathon renders her utterly helpless. And that’s so sad…I suddenly feel like wearing a cape and thwarting crime!

By the way, if this comic looks familiar then it’s probably because I’m recycling a few comics as I get up to speed doing three comics a week on GoComics. But a lot of the old-timers are getting a face lift–new color and revised dialogue. Hopefully, they’ll be even better the second time around.